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wake me up when everyone has something better to do other than make fun of people's faces.
you look a little like Roger Lloyd Pack/King of the cybermen.
I've just shat myself with excitement.
don't let my nose fool you.
don't have a profile picture you cock-faced loon
i am well beautiful
with a face like that you could join Keane
I've noticed a few of you do this - sarkyfox and traynor in particular.
I have only one photo available to me and that's the one I'm sticking with.
Jesus as my new profile pic
I didn't have one for years
It's not necessarily a bad thing - I like seeing your pretty face
i thought Traynor was Graham Reed for a while.
check sarkyfox's profile for precisely that reason.
but only because it shows less of my face and will therefore upset less people.
It's a zebra's arse
including a zebra's arse
it makes me want to hug you.
i'm all about the hugs at the moment.
i'm also all about the benjamins but that's completely unrelated.
but you'll have to come here.
Sophie chatting someone up, brazenly, it seems
I must be doing it accidentally.
mostly those populated by Bamos.
Why not get some cats?
I want some cats very much. Are the two connected? Are you telling me I should have sex with cats?
They'll take your mind of it.
to make you not want to worry about rubbish like pulling boyz
are they joking? are they not?
I have no idea, none of my business I suppose
Banter: getting people in trouble since 2004.
i've earned those hugs.
Give me your glasses.
i walk into things if i don't have them on.
bad is your sight on a scale of 1 to 10? 10 being very bad.
you. that sucks...but glasses look cool anyway, give you that bourgoise intellectual look.
bourgoise (do i need the 'e' at the end, seeing as i'm male) or intellectual and that illusion is shattered when i open my fat mouth.
i also have some other glasses but they make me look like i have special needs so they're for emergencies only.
you just shattered my illusions.
I've lost my glasses in my uni halls somewhere, so erm I need some new ones, yes.
I walked into lamp post this morning, it was well LOL.
Look again. And compare:
you have giant feet.
"they can touch everything except for themselves...
It's a given of life.
It must have been a while ago.
how quickly the ageing process occurs.
because he already looks middle-class and respectable.
When exactly did you and Carl Barat fall out?
as if you are bracing yourself ready for something vigorous that is about to happen....also that chair looks very big....like it could be hiding........surprises.......is that a special chair John?.....does it have .......modifications?
you look like you're praying to JDT
enter into lighthearted banter with ME, hes done it with you guys on this thread..Im pretty sure hes even done it with Ho Fo..why not me?
after I'd managed to attack Sophie's self-esteem, apparently, and definitely not on purpose. You always seem to come to threads when they are about to slide down the page.
Why don't you come to some gigs in Birmingham? I have four on successive days this weekend: Blood Red Shoes tonight, Pog on Friday, Monkey Swallows The Universe on Saturday (sold out) and Vicky Stuart on Sunday, and then there's Audrey and Hafdis Huld at the Glee Club next Thursday.
i'm in birmingham on saturday, fancy a drink?
It is me posting on threads that CAUSE them to start sliding down.....at least thats how it seems to me.
I will definately come to some gigs in b'ham, i will need to make an effort, not this week tho...thanks.... thats almost a date request.
However you still havnt entered into the spirit of my fanastay world about modified chairs
about you then? do you fancy going to some house party full of 20-year old girls ?
Id love to go to a houseparty and discuss politics with you JJ and JDT...................That is my idea of heaven
i am in birmingham on saturday ... dunno if they'll let you into this stranger's house in the evening, but i'm sure i could drink with you beforehand ?
where me and JDT would not be welcomed
not old, you old bastard
....hey we can call each other comrade all evening
have never met anyone quite as middle class as me. :(
super middle class.
instantly gain an unmistakable mystique about them which those who flaunt their personal appearance all over the place simply lack. I like to call this phenomena the "Might Possibly Be Recognisable From Crimewatch Factor"
you would say that wouldn't you...
i take that as a compliment, you look like a non existent entity. :)
It is doubtful whether I would recognise doubtful from her foto unless your hair is really like that
i wouldnt fuck with you
unhinged? well maybe i am a bit. you look pretty unhinged too...in fact kinda reminiscent of Jack Nicholson in the shining...
unless you've watched Alan Partridge a lot, I suppose
walking round glastonbury with EVERYONE shouting "DAN" all the time is really confusing. even sober
and cheesy.mmm wheres jack el biscuit......did you mean I look unhinged or doubtful?
you! you! you!!!!!