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its a public holiday in Austria today?
I didn't know that.
Tell me more!
did you know, that the least frequently used toilet cubicle in a row is the first one, and it's also the cleanest.
Don't all rush at once.
If you put 40 people in a room, there is a greater than 90% chance that two of them will share the same birthday.
Did you know...Britain eats more crisps in one year than than the rest of Europe combined.
I still always go for trap 3 though. Never mind.
I'm a trap 4 of 4 kind of lady, it's a risky strategy tho. It's been the wrong one twice this week ifyouknowwhatImean..
three-trap arrangement here. If I had the option of a fourth, I'd seize it with both...cheeks? I dunno.
It's good to talk toilet strategy.
they usually have at least one more trap than in the gents - I think 3 in the gents is standard. When you think about it you're both making the same choice
We have urinal etiquette to consider as well.
- don't wee next to anyone unless it's unavoidable
- no talking
- no looking
I generally go in the cubicle anyway
2. Always leave a one-urinal gap between you and the other person.
3. If there are three urinals and 1 and 3 are in use, under no circumstances are you allowed to use 2.
4. A comedy cheeky fart is bloody hilarious an lightens the tension.
5. Look straight ahead.
6. No whistling.
may also add
7. Groaning while you wee is not allowed.
This is something that I have heard many people do, and I don't much care for it.
Groaning/going AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH is simply not acceptable when pissing.
I would also like to add my unfortunate piss story from the other week. I was in a pub toilet, which was furnished with a trough-style urinal rather than individual bowls. Myself and another gent had stationed ourselves, as per the rules, at either end of the trough. There was roughly the space of a medium-sized chap between us. Myself and the other gent were relieving ourselves when in bundles this larger-than-life oaf of a man, squeezes himself in between us - pushing us rather uncomfortably against the wall on either side of the urinal - and starts doing his business.
Not only did this many disobey the strict space rules, but he then proceeded to point his appendage at the wall of the trough directly in front of him, rather than in the accepted downwards direction. As the gap between his penis and the wall was about a foot, at most, the force of his relief rebounded back off the wall and showered not only him, but also me and the other original chap, in this man's piss. What a twatfarm.
I feel a little bad about sniggering at that story.
I like those trough urinals. (So long as no one else is there) it's quite fun to stand at one end and aim the wee all the way down to the other end. And there's always loads of cigarette butts to aim at and push around too!!
you should have got him back and it might have escalated into wee wars. Whoever can drink the most would be the winner I guess.
Like a homoerotic golden shower competition. Lovely.
what DO you do then?
Do you ever get splashed by other people?
Do you catch each other making wee shapes?
Do you chat?
not asking nice squirrel..
go to a vacant cubicle, or wash your hands, or anything else. Yes you do.
On now account should you EVER try and use urinal 2 when 1 and 3 are in use.
and two urinals. :-(
trap one for a wump
(sitting down if you're feeling lazy?
are great. I'm a fan. More people should be sit-down-weeing. it would solve a lot of the world's problems, I think.
if trap fours dirteee
I always head for the middle of a three-cubicle row, though
you want to know how bad my day is today? I can't even be bothered to come up with facts.
THAT bad, today is
but it's a facty-fact, which makes me feel even worse
You only got a whoosh with a Wotsit!
Just me again, isn't it?
go on, just a little one?!
stopped laughing, huh?
'he's not as funny as he used to be..'
I was relying on you, Judge_b!
might want to try again tomorrow. I've had everything sucked out of me today, and that isn't as good a thing as it sounds.
I'm an empty, hollow man today.
I'd write some EMOetry if I could be bothered