As of this Friday, I think I'm going to be unemployed. Consequently, I will need something to occupy my new-found leisure time.
Like Nicole Kidman in Dogville, I am offering myself to the townsfolk of DiS. What job can you offer me?
I want to know what it entails, the location and what the salary is. The salary does not have to be money, I accept foodstuffs and other inventive suggestions. I can provide references too.
Unlike Nicole Kidman in Dogville, I will be drawing the line at sexual favours but, as a reasonable person, I will consider every offer on it's merits so it may be worth trying your luck.
Dogville. It's long, isn't it?