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put it all in your mouth, add a lot of salt and vinegar and then in two weeks time you swallow it.
man, you get so wasted. it's great!
It tastes of your armpit. Mmmmmm.
grow it into a tree into your garden, let it blossom fully in springtime and harvest it's bountiful crop.
Gather the emerald fruity spheres that hang temptingly from the trees well nurtured branches.
Place in a wicker basket woven by sylvan nymphs.
Swap them for alcohol from someone very gullible.
put it in some vodka
Ive got some emerald fruity spheres here, theyre cool. Wanna trade them with me for a beer ?
I've always wanted to do that.
a home brew kit, and put loads of Kia Ora in while mixing it up.
NOT from concentrate. Piss in a glass. Drink. Get drunk.
When you have a digestive system that works in exactly the same way!
not 'gets exploited to in order to make your, yes YOUR guilty wumping slightly more pleasurable so that you can momentarily escape your meaningless existence'
Pruno, a prison wine created from fruit, sugar and ketchup, is such a vile and despicable beast in the California state penal system that prisoners can't eat fresh fruit at lunch
here is the recipe:
Before they go on board, the workers inject vodka into oranges and lemons. Then suck them dry when they need a drink.