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guillotine. gotta be
i'm currently guillotining.
we don't have one
it isn't the stapler then I'm a crazyman
for all your sitting needs
Which, thinking about it, is pretty shocking
Ah, how I long for the pre-RotaTrim days...
Hours of fun.
if you worked in the Ministry of Defence of a dodgy country, it'd probably be the M-16.
Or an AK-47
with stamp pads
You may as well have already dialled InjuryLawyers4U
im sure they exist