The place where despair seems a better option than more than 5 minutes in one of these places. Anyone ever been to one or a similar 'bakery' franchise. This one had a 'meal deal' that consisted of a 'sausage and bean pastie, jam/ring donut and a drink of choice, 99p'. You just know that anyone finding themselves in there on their own tucking into this on a Monday afternoon has seen something so dark that their eyes resemble those of a mole.
In a word, rather depressing places. They should be jollied up somehow. Doubtful?