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boring threads this morning.
lets talk about something interesting.
when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much...
...the daddy says the mummy "Hey, remember when I said I would never lay a hand on you in any innapropriate fashion? I LIED!"
You just reminded me of this...
I feel all flabbergasted now.
and confusion. I've been studying english for two long.
doesn't like sex. that's disapointing
I remember it being quite bad. CAn you sing it for me?
i'm a superstitious girl,
i'm the worst in the world,
never walk under ladders,
i keep a rabbits tail.
i dont wanna see a ghost,
rather have a piece of toast,
watch the evening news.
Desiree came to my school in '93 I think to destroy young minds with her brain-curdlingly banal nu-soul. So in a way, I've already been hurt by her all I'm going to be.
they don't make them like that anymore
Wouldn't be so sure about that - In the course of my research, I found Black Eyed Peas actually have a song called "Let's Get Retarded".
I think they succeeded.
just when you thought they couldn't get any worse...
doing wheelspins and shouting out Arnie catchphrases!
I remember shouting out 'Wheelspin!' while dressed as Arnie at a d'n'b rave.
How I miss her.
I was married to her for three months at the turn of the century.
Parallel lives, my friend, parallel lives.
Not unlike Hitler and Stalin.
I was a fresh green wet behind the ears DiSer then.
when was the last time you were penetrated a)genitally
is dying to tell you the same about himself
worse, banallysp ...... i think they do it in ireland, like
being even remotely interesting are pretty much nil. we're so prudish that the best you will get is a girl saying "i like orgasms"
youre so prudish that youve started a thread about sex without any talk of sex in it whatsoever
go on, tell us something interesting or at least titillating about sex
I DARE YOU
this thread has grown very quickly but nothing of any interest has been mentioned .
I once kissed a girl.
Is that interesting enough?
once kissed a girl on the mouth. imagine that!
imagine that! please don't.
i like to see how things pan out.
what do you want to know? HMM?
when was the last time you were penetrated:
do you want me to come up with a sexual topic just for the sake of your thread?
DALKIN - you first
Would that turn you on?
the "where to come" debate.
from a female perspective, what are the various advantages of different bodily locations for ejecaulation?
please illustrate with anecdotal examples
there aren't really any obvious advantages, other than, obviously, cutting out the possibility of getting pregnant.
so.... i'd go for, the chest area.
a lack of love for contraceptives
simultanepus orgasms are obviously a lot more likely if the man comes in woman innit
i imagined if you were considering the best 'location' for ejaculation... it suggested there was no contraception at that point involved, so... it wouldn't be that great if it was inside. so. otherwise, like i said, chest area. (ha)
and ok, so... if the girl is on the pill or whatever, and condoms aren't needed, it's a different thing anyway. surely a man ejaculating outside of a womans body is more of an erotic type thing and can't be put on a par with actual sex...? or something like that.
like to here that sort of thing from jasminepearson .... or failing that, from pretty_vacant.
cos they're hot? fucking hell ...
So busy this morning. So so busy.
stop all the gasping.
the female orgasm is a very interesting subject
though as a male I can only comment second hand
I remember reading somewhere that in the event of an accident leading to full body paralysis the last function to terminate in the male (before vital functions such as breathing and heartbeat) is the ability to move the eyebrows and the last function to terminate in the female is the ability to orgasm
the evolutionary purpose of the female orgasm?
i read an article about that once.
up up and towards the ovaries for baby making purposes.
Clitoral orgasm I have no idea, fun I guess.
it was supposed to ensure that the physically fittest men were the most likely to reproduce ...
physically fit doesn't necessarily mean good in bed
it does. you've been misinformed.
clearly, the evolutionary purpose of the female orgasm has been undermined in modern times .... i guess?
slicky is right
sure if you're absolutely knackered after 20 minutes then that might be seen as an inadequacy.
but maybe there was a stronger relationship between fitness and pleasure in pre-modern times.
you can improve your efficiency and endurance beyond what you would normally term 'physical fitness'
this is obviously true for all sports
there was a time when people didn't bother themselves much with 'technique' ...that is a modern creation.
I am entirely sure that the pursuit of pleasure FAR pre-dates modern times
that it didn't.
THEY WILL HAVE MORE SEX AND THERE WILL BE MORE HUMANS.
Surely the 'evolutionary purpose' is as simple as that?
"Nor is it clear just what orgasm is for. A variety of theories have been proposed—from cementing pair bonds between men and women to sucking into the uterus only the sperm of those males that have given a woman the most pleasure (and thus, at the same time, provided incontrovertible evidence of their physical fitness). All these theories, however, suffer from one basic defect, according to a new book on the subject by Elisabeth Lloyd*. This is that no study has yet established a reliable link between a woman's capacity to orgasm and either her ability to reproduce or how many children she eventually bears."
* “The Case of the Female Orgasm: Bias in the Science of Evolution”, by Elisabeth Lloyd. Harvard University Press.
as far as I'm aware the muscle spasms are the result of the orgasm and not vice versa
there appear to be two nerve pathways in the female that are related to the orgasm - one takes a conventional, muscle-connected pathway and the other is a direct nerve pathway from the clitoral lobe to the brain's pleasure centre and runs through the spine and is thus the most well protected nerve pathway in the body - hence it is the last function to malfunction
my annual bonk is due
my book annual is overdue
My jew is so over his annual book.
How d'ya make a dewdrop?
Shoot him in the head
you ARE hitler
i prefer victorian sex to no sex
and it was really sad. A lady on it had had sex once when she was 16/17, got pregnant, and had never had sex again (her son was 15). They made her look all hott and confident though, so hopefully she will now.
...and have another child?
but you never know.
Aww bless her she was so sweet!
to Trinny and Susannah. They're much friendlier!
thats actually possible!
why would she have such a problem with that? I would have sex with her and i don't even know what she looks like.
you are funny
actually. despite the apparent prevalence of premature ejaculation, most men i've discussed this with have difficulty finishing.
HE discussed it with ME
i don't get it