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God knows what I'm doing.
I think i may just stay home.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?!
Lying in bed feeling sorry for myself. And no, i won't use masturbation to cheer myself up. :P
that I've been working on all week, and then closing Outlook and pissing around on the internet during the afternoon.
Later: something quiet and cheap.
going to a work leaving do where i can't drink because of driving home.
Going home, making pasta a la mushroom, watch a DVD...go to sleep.
tonight for a night of metal dancing... but i'm quite hungover so i don't know if i'll make it.
Tomorrow hopefully i'll be at Rota and then at that gayagainstyouplayingonarooftop thingy in peckham.
on sunday, i shall eat cake.
watching CSI, crying because of the unbearable pain of man-flu.
solve his ills?
of the Lemsipboral Democrats.
I am conserving myself in order to fulfill my lifelong ambition of seeing Chas & Dave at the 100 Club tomorrow night.
to leave on business, I thought he flew off on a helicopter. He didn't.
I also think I saw a chinook land in a playground once. I think that's a false memory.
Someone I know claims the Pope and the Queen (alright, The Archbishop of Canterbury and the Princess Anne) turned up at there school ON THE SAME DAY.
That can't be true. Can it?
I'm going to see Chopper & Dave
It won't be happening again though, let me assure you.
i used to go round in my mates car, and we'd play those quotes insanely loudly out of his car, while doing handbrake turns in warehouse car parks.
those were the days.
I was shocked!
It seems about right coming from you though! :)
SO worth it. like being in a Waltzer, but not, cos you're in a car. in a car park.
Or is it middled aged?
But I've not even ridden it once! This is an unfair pricing structure, and I demand to see Trading Standards. Or whoever deals with the price of choppers these days.
You're just as bad as the high street stores trying to get us to buy Christmas cards in August!
(but in consideration of the Brakes reference, I'll forgive you)
these shops just don't realise the effect they have on you. By bringing their Christmas plans forwards, they place undue pressure on yourself to get you moaning plans in place earlier every year too.
In fact, just had it now. We had a 10 minute break.
"Where did you go? You're soaking."
"Er, it's raining and i went for a fag."
"It's a non-smoking campus!!"
"I went off college grounds."
"You really need to buck your ideas up."
but I don't know what. For the first time in ages, I've managed to get through the week with some of my weekly budget still intact so I think I might have to celebrate this by gettting mildly drunk
I'm getting my friend, named Mildly, drunk.
I wish I had a friend called Lee. I would call him Mild, and guffaw at myself on a regular basis to confirm my comical genius at this state of affairs.
who was black, and very tall.
Then I could call him the BlackPaul Tower!!
lee and perrins
lee dee jane grey
as in, I'll be with you shortly
it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on
East Anglian jokes in the 'Lee' genre. Nice work.
Does it work in Italian? Lee Ning Tower of Pisa?
I'm bored of this now. Someone ask me a question.
Other than this one. Another question.
prowess is limited, due to the fact i've never done it before. A rough guess would indicate I can bench press somewhere in the region of three cakes.
pam butcher rumours again? :(
Some of it's alright though. Innit.
How much. Loads. Actually, chicken might be my favourite dead bird.
I said Can. I Get. A Witness.
Is that Primal Scream or something?
I knew that really. I'm an expert on the life and times of Dan Estille.
...I can hear it playing outside. :(
I imagine (s)he is some sort of s(he)male.
I can't see the text. It's just LOADS OF CODE things. Like Chinese symbols. Why is this? Have I started filtering wikipedia links out in my own head without thinking about it? Or is my computer BUSTED.
I hadn't thought of that. Hi! I'm Lee Ning!
Am I going to get murderised?
They're all Greek to me.
then home for lunch, a chaplin film, a resnais film, some grand theft auto, then dinner with the girlfriend when she's back from work. ace.
No one's ever cooked me dinner. Bar my mam when i was little.
Someone used to buy me ridiculously overpriced steak all the time though. It was lovely.
In restaraunts and the like.
And they bought me some creepy cranberry and cheese stuffed chicken once. It made me feel ILL. But cost £30, so i ate it anyway.
seabass oven cook wrapped with lemon juice, oregano, basil on a bed of fresh red and yellow peppers and red onion, plus lemon linguini, and strips of sweet potato and courgette cooked in a bit of greek honey.
I'm better than your girlfriend. Make me that instead?
Jamie! You've pulled!
If two men approached you in the street, would you beat them off?
them one at a time but i think i could do it.
though, that's a lot of beating off
and I'm going to the pub to celebrate :)
it's very wearing being an international superhero.
Today: Maybe asking for a date (if I'm not too chicken)
Saturday: A pie and a pint
Sunday: Rocking out
And maybe some work thrown in
i twisted my knee scoring at football yesterday and hope i will be able to resume dancing on saturday.
Everybody come to sumo!!
I gotz da moneyyy.