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I'm actually too tired to take this satire any further...
just ignore him...
I just liked the way I could twist his thread title.
Then I realised that to satirise it properly I'd need to read what he actually posted. :D
I just enter them and make personal attacks upon the first username my cursor rests on.
Aren't you TobyMasters?
confused, would we?
I thought YOU were marlowx.
one am I again?
you don't know, I'm not telling you
but without working for a scaffolding contracters
Man that got tired quickly, didn't it
but I forgot my password or something.
but then i haven't been here.
escpecially on that friday about three weeks back when he just came on in a really bad mood and cussed everyone. also for ages only two of the three members of his god aweful band could be bothered to rate themselves, unfortunately thats not the case any more. i have never heard them mind, but i don't like him so why would i want to listen to them. um and then some stuff about er self pitty
like i say it was quite good, except someone kept using language that my server deemed pawnagrafic and i couldn't join in. may i also appologise for thinking there were 3 peole in your band i must have missread your webpage, but at least i gave it a few valuable hits
fuck off and die. you are a waste of flesh and it's people like you that give Americans a bad name. I fear for the future of your children if they have a father like you.
As expected, you REALLY have no right to be so critical!
cut him some slack, dude
staring in to the middle distance?
Your portfolio is very impressive. You seem like a very creative and professional person. Which just makes it all the more sickening that you would behave in such an offensive manner on a public messageboard. I wonder if your clients would be so keen on the skills that you boast if they knew that you get your kicks from slagging people off on internet messageboards.
Frankly, it's laughable in the light of this bloke's behaviour on these boards!
Football manager ratings.
first of he's not an impersonator and secondly he is one of ther few performers around today who can actually SING and thirdly he isn't a dull American stereoytpe like you. Thankfully
Leave muslims alone and heap as much verbal abuse as you can on these idiots.
Just ask anyone else in the entire world.
I'm taking the car out Pa and there's nothing you can do about it. Y'here? I'm kinda pissed with you rotton toothed limeys and your 'british' rawk, and your faggot ways. I'm outta here. OK?
I'm not in a band - I just think your at attack on Bobby Grindrod was totally unjustified. And oooh how GAY of me to stick up for someone of the same sex.
I just gave them a zero cos you gave mine zero. Silly? Perhaps, but I was reacting directly to your unnecessary harshness. The fact that you would see nothing of any merit whatsoever in our tunes shows how little you really know about music.
Anyone who has met me knows that I'm not nearly as arrogant or pig-headed as you are making out. There are lots of people here who will vouch for me in that respect. I think you are judging me and my band on a pre-judged and imaginary view that you have concocted in your head.
I reference singing styles that I have a personal interest in but I'm not just mimicking. I have been listening to those jazz-based singers since I was at primary school. I'm not into indie/rock stuff particularly. It's not a pose or a novelty to me. Essentially, though it IS a pop band and as such the songs are not meant to be taken seriously. Unfortunately, you present a convincing case for the old chestnut about Americans having no sense of irony.
And I stand by the assertion that the way you behave on these boards deeply undermines your professional work. It was not meant as a threat, however.
Because they begged me to. I never had the confidence until I was forced. You two have some very nasty prejudicial attitudes. And so what if it's been done before? So no one should make music if it's been done before? Appallingly banal argument.
as all I've thought about since the age of 10 is about being in a band. Its ok, I've just cut my leg off as a punishment.
portsmouth breeds a lot of nasty people I note.
and Theresa - what sort of fork do you eat your vinegar with?
I think youre both personally attacking Bob which is a bit bizarre
As there is nothing new under the sun perhaps we should all just lie down now then?
I just find your attitude astounding and distasteful in the extreme. And don't think that being all 'mature' and authoritative makes up for your general offensiveness.
Of course you are entitled to your opinions, but they are just that - opinions. You are acting as though you are an authority on music when you VERY clearly are not.
out of half arsed, sorry 'assed' interest.
I was shocked that you would give my band zero, yes. That seems like an attack to me. To say that someone's work is worth absolutely nothing is insulting and I would have thought reflects some sort of personal gripe. So I did it back to you in an (uncharacteristically) vindictive way - yes! I admit it! And I'm glad I did it.
You are ranting at me for giving your band a zero!
awesomedude. You dumped Pa's car bak in the 'ga-rarge' yet?
anyone who likes bobby is in a circle-jerk. very clever...
i might go listen to bobby's stuff now and see if he can sing...
that's the whole point and his limey faggot band just ain't cutting 'da mustard' or somefuckingthing, 'dude'
you frigging 'breeder'
seeing I'm lampooning you for calling me 'his boyfriend'
I just think your attack on Bob is childish and in return I'm just going to be childish back and as not enough people remind Americans about what their country has done to the world I just thought i'd kill some time
nor have I heard his music so I'm not in any circle jerk club (why do you like that phrase so much? remind you of your youth?) but on here he seems like a nice guy which is a lot more than can be said for you.
In your line of work you should be looking to make connections but all you do is piss people off.
what I said in the other thread you know nothing about me. For all you know I could be useful to you but I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.
you that means youre a freedom basher, clearly.
It may be having some French blood in me that makes me surrenderingly ignorant.
Party down fratboy.
let's ban this arrogant Yank. Seriously the world is a worse place and we all know who to blame. Sorry.
everything is bigger than in England and they're really relaxed and never get uptight about getting drunk. Coool!
is a clever crablin invention hence why its easy to hurl abuse as its not a real person!
as every American citizen ahs the right to defend themselves right. RIGHT? Sir, I'm tokkin to yoo
Razorlit are banned from this forum
How can you excuse his offensive behaviour? I pity his bandmates as he has embarrassed them all publicly by behaving like this. It's been going on for weeks - he's been obnoxious since day one!
so I got them banned. Serves them right. Cunts
Teddy and the Snot Gods are fucking wank.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW, HUH?
because you failed the audition to be Teddy. Unlucky, loser
I could have been a contender.
explain what threats I made?
He's an idiot and he's irritating, but he's only reacting to a thread that's begging him for a reaction. You're not coming off well here, Bobby. I know and the vast majority of people here know you're the better foo here, but he's perfectly within his rights to rate your band zero if he doesn't like them, and as you yourself acknowledge you giving his band the same is petulant and makes the whole thing very childish.
Also, prole. The American thing. Not big, not clever.
I have never had any dealings with you, whatsoever til this thread. I have admitted that my giving you zero was silly and will take the rating off if it means so much to you.
Are you referring to the fact that I mentioned your sites? What I was pointing out was that you seem to be a creative, intelligent and talented person and I just couldn't square that with your conduct on these boards. There was no back-stabbing or cowardliness involved at any point. You still haven't given any evidence of the alleged threats I made.
As far as the music is concerned, I'm not a fan of your stuff and you're not a fan of mine. When I said "ban him", it wasn't even a serious request - it was just a tongue-in-cheek response cos I knew you'd have an inkling why I said it. It wasn't a declaration of war.
This HAS to be some sort of joke!