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is that patronising?
i said that to someone the other day and they were like:
"don't patronise me"
i was like
"i'm not. serious"
he was like
"don't patronise me"
i was like
"JUST LEMME FINISH YOU VEGGIE CUNT"
i was like
i stole his fags too
and then I did. 2 months and counting! I'm dreading Christmas.
you have a brain specially desgined for making decisions of your own.
I could never live without meat.
it's perfectly possible to have a decent, healthy diet without eating meat.
So, what's your point?
but more difficult
most veggies are pasty, skinny, corpse-like monstrosities (no offence lol)
I was pasty, skinny and a corpse-like monstrosity when I was eating meat anyway.
Actually I'm probably more healthy now than I was before I gave it up.
miss bacon sandwiches? ;-D
a bit muscular, but with far too much fat.....PS humans are not specialist anythings, we are able to eat wide variaties of foods, there are other very flexible species too....this is an evolutionary advantage, that we do not specialise, we are unable to process cellulose by fermentation unlike ruminants/multiple digesters however.
I wouldn't dare. I am fickle, there were two reasons for my veggieness...
1. I only really like(d) chicken anyway.
2. It strengthens my position is the tradition pro/anti hunting debate.
eating a vegetarian
How hott is Carmela from Neighbours in her habit?
world's most unconvincing nun.
nuns should look like this:
help yourself munch away
is delicious. But not in your hair.
i thought about it then i did it
surely thinking comes before doing on decisions such as this?
and raz don't be silly you love WING too much to be a veggie
but he kept telling me to stop patronising him
and then i ate a kebab
global footstep quiz where if everyone lived like you we'd need 27 worlds or something?
i'm quite pleased about that
is just so tastey and juuiicy and yummy. why not eat it? why cancel out one perfectly reasonable, good, tastey and nutritious food type. especially when we;re so geared up to eat it.
why would you do it?
NOT TO MENTION the episode of the simpsons where lisa turns vegetarian "i thought you looooooved meeee, loo-o-o-o-ved me-e-e-e-e"
&i don't like lisa when she's being all moral and vegetarian and, you know, 'left wing'. what a bitch.
how dare you add me to last.fm then not be a vegetarian! get out!
i wasn't calling you a bitch! i'm so sorry! i meant lisa simpson is a bitch.
i happen ot like your last.fm
i don't anything really against vegetarians. i'm just glad i'm not one.
always thought about liking Metal. Is that patronising?
what I would eat if I were vegetarian.
What I wouldn't eat: annoying inferior substitutes for animal products.
What I would eat: lots of yummy things with cheese and nuts and beans and things.
I wouldn't, though, cos I like bacon.
because the majority of stuff i eat is quorn. but quorn is so nice!! seriously, the quorn dippers are nicer than normal chicken dippers. mmmm.
and then other than that i eat crisps and stuff. i kinda hoped that by being vegetarian i would maybe eat better and healthier but instead i snack more and i'm pretty sure i've put on weight..
i don't give a shit about being a cop-out, meat-eaters can sling together a shitty half-premade meal when they're late home from work, so we can too! vegetarian does not equal masterchef.
I always feel like i'm just eating a big lump of nothingness.
I like veggie sausages though, but the ones that aren't trying to just taste like meat, because they're normally rank.
who hunted animals
pro skateboarder and reknowned vegan, he hunts animals!
apparently he loves the rush and thrill of the chase, but only uses tranquilisers, so as not to harm the animals too bad.
his reason for being a vegetarian was that he believed it to be a healthier diet and that he would live longer because of it
what a man.
and so they smell
WUT? you crazy.
even worse than that thing they make in South East Asia where they bury the meat til it rots a bit
even worse than bushmeat
even worse than steamed monkey brains
even worse than stuffed vine leaves
you are wrong.
...and you don't deserve to be in my band.
but i DO hate my shite username and wish i could change it.
the other day. probably the most squity poo i've ever had. not much of it, but a significant amount.
that had been left to soak for FAR too long& then mixed with bolognese.
maybe i've gone too far.
i had to unblock a toilet earlier, just so i could have a turd.
i needed to use a rubber glove.
some shit-water came up the bath plug.
you really really lose. ew.
in america they have small tilet holes, so my poo frequently blocked the toilets.
once the water level after flush just ROSE up and didn't go awya for a day, then i attacked with a bog brush, to no avail,. just lots and lots of brown double smelly water (and a pooey brush) it stayed like this for another day because the level went down and i could flush again and make a second attack with the brush.
it finally worked, but smelt like lentils for ages!
SMELLS LIKE A RESEARCH GRANT
man, this could be your big break!
you know there's still time to earn that place in my band...
an electric jug player?
actually, forget that, acoustic jug player?
lets just mix it up! i like to be ecclectic with my use of electric. maybe even overdub some of that acoustic there.
ohoh record deals on wheels!
tastes fuck all like meat.
Besides which, it's good for you.
is fucking fantastic, except for the sausages they do, they're rank. Quorn, in all other cases, is better than meat
sausages are nicer than the plain, but Cauldron are bestest veg-ie sausage.
smushed up beans.
And not intended to be fake meat.
The raw material of tofu, not tofu sausages.
animals which i could feasibly kill myself. i mean, i could never kill a cow, pig or a lamb and then eat it. but if i was hungry i could kill a chicken or a fish.
unfortunately i always forget this logic when i am eating and before i know it i have ordered and eaten a huge burger/steak/rack of lamb.
not all in one sitting, obviously.
then a lot of wine and beer isn't strictly vegie something to do with the filtering i think??, a lot of yogurts and mousses contain gelatine too so check the labels.
Also christmas pudding traditionally made with meat suet, make sure if your family cooks one they use vegetable.
fish bladder to 'fine' or clear the beer or wine....however there is a whole load of commonly available booze that is fine (ha)
It really annoys me when companies needlessly include gelatine in product you would never normally associate with meat.....if I happen to find out when I have a mouthful of cake or something...yes I will remove it from my gob and wash out my mouth.
I will also go to the retailler and either demand an explanation,recompense or apology and if not satisfied will
obtain satisfaction in 'other ways'
Haribo are bums....why dont they remove gelatine and enable all kids to eat their gunk? Answer because they are working on such tight profit lines that they use only the Cheapest ingrediants, the cheapest production methods....how reassuring.
....so thats veggies and muslims and hindus pissed off then
which, reading that chocolate moussse contained pork gelatine even put off meateating Mr Slicky.
I mean it hardly sounds appertising does it.....whats more expensive chocolate mousse does not have to use the cheap and easy to keep 'gelatine option' so why do they do it? probably old fashioned snobbery (like Gorden Ramseys) (although I quite like Gorden Ramsey)
I never understood this..
has to be specifically (v) otherwise it was matured in a sheep's stomach mould.
As a recent veggie is it ok to wear leather? Like last year's winter boots? Or do I have to bin them?
its a shame because it is not at all necessary to use animal rennet and does not give anything special to the cheese, however you may be pleasently surprised at how much cheese does not involve animal rennet (Halloumi is the one I often nearly have a mistake with, but it is usually clearly indicated)
Its you, you are doing this for after all, not some non vegetarians criticism of 'hypocrite' if you dont judge others then I think you decide what you are comfortable with
best vegetarian sausages = Cauldron ones. Yum. The worst vegetarian sausages = quorn and worst of the worst = Linda McCartney.
The best vegetarian burgers are the ones that have vegetables in, not the retarded meat wannabes.
Quorn mince = better than normal mince. There is no fat and gristle.
Mostly though I just eat vegetables because vegetables are nice. Vegetable rissotto, vegetable curry, stir-fry vegetables, vegetable jambalaya.
YUM YUM YUM
you are exactly how I think non veggies should be. I felt sad for the farmers who had taken care with building up their herds of cattle with care and organically who had also had to have their herds destroyed because of F a M.
Its good from a meat eaters point of view to eat less meat so that you can spend more on the meat you do eat so that it can be better farmed.
Unfortunately that is not how consumerism tends to work....yes its meant to provide choice, but we have all seen the shortcuts and 'cheating' that consumer/capitalism tends to sometimes encourage.