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2 - as long as they're really tiny.
a big egg
a trainosaurus rex
i punched a french chicken in the stomach. it said "oeuf".
YOU'RE my favourite
its a punchline to a dis joke not yet invented
on where you're screwing the light bulb into surely...
that sounds bad...hmmmm
get with the programme!
sorry i'm tired and dazed and take full responsibility for my stupidness...
because it was outstanding in its field!
a scarecrow winning a nobel prize
but the man in the pub seemed pretty certain of it.
wearing sandals because of his rubber toe?
you call someone who stands between buildings? Ally
don't you get?
even doubtful's got it for god's sake!
are all now dumber for having heard that joke.
I see. Good one.
As you were.
a stuck, silly