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when will our employers invest in SOFT toilet rolls!
I smuggle rolls home
missed oppertunity to leave your office workers a goodbye present.
is responsible for meths sore behind
trains I used to rush to catch the intercity between London and Birmingham....because I used to board at the rear (always used to be first class) I came to notice that the loos in first class had nice (soft) loo paper...and the loos in normal had nasty (grease proof paper) loo paper.
I was so incensed that some petty minded person had actually sat down and thought about this as policy.
That I took to making it my business to ensure that the loo paper situation was reversed in all bogs on the train (untill the soft ran out)
Class action.....Comrades....join our glorious and noble crusade
"I used to board at the rear"
you have a dirty mind
I used to catch the train at euston....so it was most conveniant to get in at the back.....especially if you were worried about when it might pull off
And I caught some 3rd years smoking. BASTARDS ! If theyre going to be rebellious they can at least try and be original. Theyre so cliché and that.