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seriously, what can I do? I'm bored already and I only woke up 17 minutes ago.
see how many waknks you can have?
i have no money either. and no transport. and no-one to do anything with.
see how many wanks....
and work at the DiS office.
a north yorkshire branch i'd probably do that.
hang on, this work'd probably just be you poking me with sticks and forcing me to soil myself for your entertainment. i know your type.
read a book
go to the library
bake a cake
go to a (free) museum/gallery
i've read so much of bruce campbell's autobiography in the past few days that i think i'm going crazy.
i can't get to any library
i'm rubbish at baking but i will be cooking a fancy dinner tonight
i can't get to no museum/galleries
i'm so isolated :( we don't even have a gas connection in this house, that's how bad it is...
i have a million things to do today. hence i have actually gotten up at 10 AM! the worst of the things i have to do is go wATCH king lear tonight in russian, fucking russian why?! why goddamit?! what a waste of a friday night.
hopefully having a pretty new haircut will make me feel better. unless they fuck it up :-S
SUGGESTION FOR YOU- GO-KARTING!
but i fell asleep at about 4am, mid msn convo with people, fully clothed and with my glasses on. so i wake up like this at 7am and have to set my alarm for half nine, not fun.
i had to get ont he bus
KING LEAR, IN FUCKING RUSSIAN, ON FRIDAY NIGHT!
I win. (in a losing way :( )
and play at the park. or go and wander around town pretending you are retarded talking to everyone you meet...
where i live there is NO park.
there's lots of countryside but it's mostly owned by angry farmers :(
i can sympathise with you, i normally live in the middle of nowhere, go and find a tractor to hi-jack or go and pimp some farmyard animals, you know 'pimp my sheep'... :)
was going to make that comment actually...but you said it about yourself. right...
Go find a complete stranger, who you know you've never met in your life, run up to them and say "OHMYGOD! I've not seen you in AGES, how're you doing?!?!?"
In my experience 90% of people pretend they know you, just as to not embarrass anyone. Arf.
I assume you've done it approximately 10 times, in order for you to state that 90% of people will pretend to know you. Have you published this theory? Are you a REAL scientist?
Are you close to the Wensleydale cheese factory? Mmmm...Cheese.
Anyway, I suggest you begin writing a novel.
Or you write an album. Just start writing songs and don't worry about if they're good or bad. You can chuck out the shit later. :D
It was only 6 minutes late. I am a slooow writer.
of instrumental piano music. or would that be shit?
i'm too stupid and uncreative to write a novel...
to do the music to some lyrics I'm writing. We could be one of those long-distance collaborative projects. Yes.
leave the novel writing to clever and creative types.
i'll get right on it.
i'll get something recorded as soon as i can and hang it up for you all to throw shit at.
to be nothing but a collection of bound blank pages with an occasional drawing of a stickman and a collection of semi-colons.
He's my key influence as well.
but it took some time.
I like it
is a rotund Blackburn Rovers footballer with a penchant for the spectacular and falling over a lot. He's my hero.
that should take up some time.
stuff to other stuff...build a fort, try cross-dressing, make one of those vinegar and baking powder volcanoes a la year 5 science class...hmmmmm or tidy...but thats just plain boring
or a badger
namow a regdab