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it's the new drowned in sound way. try it.
you're right - that felt good.
ROCK DID IT!
in the wrestler?
People who watched too much tv a few years ago might get that...
People who went to Lincoln University between 1998-2001 might get that...
people who went to Warminster between 1997 - 2000 might get that...
People who know my nickname for 2 years from 2000 was Dave might get that...
to the tune of 'Just Say No' by the cast of Grange Hill it works quite well.
I'm showing my age a bit there aren't I?
I was just doing that very same thing!!!11
We're song twins. That's now the first dance at our impending wedding.
a wedding *sounds of church bells*
You have a taste similarity to me of '0.000'. Which is some precision rating if ever I saw it. You're the maid of honour!
that has to be a sign! yeah i'll be maid of honour for sure
OMGZ i'm best man!!!
but colonol_k hates you. so i win.
also, i "bagsied" it first.
you can be vicar?
I'm the drunken bridesmaid
the numbers you will be wearing for the bamos_k wedding olympics which will take place in the evening.
Events to include dodge the poo, soggy biscuit and egg & spoon race.
sounds like fun...what about the mucky pint challenge too?
it was a "lie"
I'm actually thinking of eloping with crablin. Dont tell bamos though!!111
A lifetime of free toothpaste awaits me!
The wedding night could be a massive disappointment.
of affairs AFTER that.
a joke about mutant chickens. whichever appeals...
who over the treshhold?
can manage it i'll give him two pounds. TWO!
Not a fucking HOPE.
i mean, alan could do it no problem. he's a squirrel endorsed "beast of a man" but the colonol? just nah...
I have the strength of TEN TIGERS.
I'm like a better looking version of Brave Starr.
are you allowed to give someone a piggy back over the threshold?
on wedding night.
I doubt even ManlyAlan could pick me up for the threshold. It's a challenge to think about though.
but I reckon I could give you a piggy back.
We're putting this to the test.
being manhandled by my favourite men. Grrr.
Be aware that at Reading this year I crushed 4 (four) women with my super-bulk while attempting this.
but women are fundamentall rubbish at things like this.
moved so far off topic?
but it's your fault.
ROCK DID IT
ground hog day!!!
but after the nipple touching.
i look at this thread michael jacksons blame it on the boogie pops into my head...omg that rhymes...i can write lyrics cool...