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Lightning exits woman's bottom
October 09, 2006 12:00am
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A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.
It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.
She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."
with this story is her brushing her teeth whilst wearing her shoes. That shows a tremendous lack of hygiene in the bathroom environment.
She should have died.
My old housemate at uni had a pair...
Why would you make something like that up?
Eh? He used to eat the slippers. It was very very grim to watch him chew on them while watching TV.
The Mint and Tea Tree is MINT!
but he's become repetitive since. The collaboration with Arcade Fire is a bad idea - too many egos.
I knew I should've copyrighted that when I had the chance.
I'm not worried though, I've got the thread bookmarked which clearly states that I used it first.
See you in court, soupy.
Now I own ALL yo asses.
it's what I do, anyway.
or fill hand with water then slurp
because that's the correct and proper way to do it
as if I am at the fountain in Ancient Pompey
I use a straw like they do in Southampton?
camel's spit from a used wine bottle, as seen in Newport, Isle Of Wight.
I use Volvic, like they do in Weymouth.
to utilise R White's Lemonade, from deepest Fleet.
and drink out of my hands
society today. Too much cupping.
sitting in a tree
You people disgust me. Is it just me squizz and Lightning Butt who stoop and swallow these days?
being as he's a dentist
I prefer my hollow ones.
better for knocking with
I liked your red hair.
there's only so much space in the Tree Of Love.
I'll sit at the foot of the tree.
and you can fetch up supplies.
i just had a shocking flashback to school and only showering once a week, and ducking my head in water to make it stylable
and suck it off
did it for me at least.
Colin Papworth did that in primary school. I did a L°L.
When Michael Rennie did it at our Primary School. Great days.
bit came from.
because I'm better than all of you.
my cupboards. Am I better or worse than you?
it tastes like baileys
then he/she (no idea) got wise
It's the funnest. Also, mine was free. So it was the cheapest as well. Zonino!
but I can't afford it. I'm hoping Bamos will steal me some, but he NEVER DOES.