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i went swimming last night. it totally rules!
bought some goggles too. you shoould have seen how graceful i was.
I'd rather walk.
swimming's for fish and frogs
or yourself. only you really understand that holy trinity bullshit
did you go swimming meths?
were the changing rooms nice and clean and were the staff helpful?
too many kids as well.
swimming in the sea, but in chlorine-filled public piss pots? No.
YOUR MUM! GEDDIT!
beaten to it
for a number of years.
There's an anecdote for you.
probably not since my last year of school.
but I'm rubbish at swimming.
a great swimmer.
i go all the time and i love it.
is the work of the devil. Along with squirrels, and red wine
point, humous as well.
Tastes like electricity, y'know
I've heard there's a nice one somewhere.
I went 3 times a week for a year. Then I moved to London, discovered cider, and got fat and lazy. I need to start again.
i must learn telling lies about swimming is not a good thing.
also learn how to spell squirral.
This presents a problem when wanting to swim.
in the children's pool. They're warmer too
pretend you're a dad. Works for me
between being old enough to be a pervert but too young to be a father :(
that the worse place to be
went swimming last week in the Atlantic, 'cos I'm 'ard. Yes.
the changing room was full of naked women. They are so FLAMBOYANT about their bodies in this country. I went to have a shower and there was loads of women rubbing themselves and they were NAKED. I wore my swimming costume, obvs.
NEVER AGAIN. I did not know where to look.
I'm there most days!
at the blue lagoon in Iceland. except the men were not only naked but hairy, and fat, and talking to each other!!!
I don't mind it. It's not like you're all looking at each other, it's just better to get properly clean and dry.
I am incredibly repressed about nakedness. I make my best friends leave the room while I change my top even when I'm wearing a bra.
but flabby hairy middle aged men is not nice.
but havent done it for about 3 and a half years.
i dont like being naked in public, frankly. i have unsightly bodyhair and an overactive libido
im also a quite pathetically weak and slow swimmer
but really i wish i could do it more often. guess i need my own pool or something
and a tshirt,, im not interested.
but I am rubbish and always just revert to the doggy paddle because all other strokes are too tiring.
I look forward to having children I can throw over my shoulder into the deeps.
for sighing and shaking my head at the behaviour of someone who I thought knew better, I'd be using it right now.
luckily for you
I don't have a bad back you see.
Meths is saving up the best stuff for his last week. Good work.
tune in tomorrow