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Am I going to die?
I'm just a big sad cat.
can I have your stuff?
All I really want is your ghostbusters jumper.
No, you can't have that. I'm getting buried in that.
I'll dig you up if I have to
I had that and so did someone I lve with. She went to the doctors and I didn't. She came home and said the doctor said it was probably coffee. We changed brand and everything was fine!
where's the punchline?!
Could be coffee, I have started drinking it again recently
We have beans and a grinder at work, but the first time I made some I used way too much. It was actually quite unpleasant.
I can ski uphill.
Why the other day my wife told me I couldn't lick out the coffee pot!
I was made employee of the month at Starbucks. I don't even work there!
I do it just so I can sober up!
"Doctor", I say, "Everytime I drink coffee I feel a stabbing pain in my right eye."
Doctor says, "Have you tried taking the spoon out?"
without using the timer.
With my feet!
I can pick up AM radio. People test their batteries in my ears!
my birthday is a national holiday!
in my sleep!
register on the Richter scale!
I don't tan. I roast!
contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup
I helped my dog chase his tail!
to see if bad coffee-making was ground for divorce!
before people knock!
on fast forward.
faster without a remote.
come on Bobby!
is during an earthquake
is too slow for me...
when I thought I'd seen someone I know that I really didn't want to see. It was way worse than it's ever been before and I actually felt really knackered for about five minutes afterwards.
Was that a flutter? Also, why does that happen?
you gotta expect this sort of thing.