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some geezer here just got sacked after 1 hour for making up his CV. they sussed him straight off.
make it believable?
get with it!
he got kicked out of university, so just made up his degree
do in the hour of work that made them realise that?!
i reckon he set the photocopier on fire.
a grudge against him !
poor soul, a bit of imaginative ambition and where does it get you? back in the filthy gutter.
that's a bit out of order.
phoning up to tell someone that theyve been lied to?
personally, id call it a very nice thing to do.
truely, your talents are wasted on these forums. go off, and help solve many of the problems plaguing our streets!
I work in an office.
so FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!
i did but i think i might inflate my grade on future CVs of mine. can you really take it seriously when in physics half the starting group group get a IIIrd or less whilst in english anything below a 2:1 is regarded as retarded?
Where did you study physics? Were they rubbish?
In reality it means 2:2. Still four months in my new job and going along swimmingly.
business is all about lying.
"this is the the product that you need" is a lie
I've never lied on my CV, because I don't need to, besides, I'm shit at lying and always get found out.
Lied his arse off on his.
But, the best he could get even with that was a job as a bartender in a hotel.
I had to bring my degree certificate in to be photocopied
they would find out of people were telling porkies on their CVs.
I had that for this job, they wanted my GCSE and A-level certificates, couldn't find em anywhere so I rang em up and said if they want proof, ring the examination board!
So yes, I am glad I didn't lie and say that I had a degree
but i set it in comic sans size 12, which obviously set me above others
i said i write for drownedinsound
it got me my job!
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