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would be shit wouldnt it?
i'm getting fucking desperate.
you get all the almost sellbydate food for free
but the uniforms
jizz never comes out of the skirts
i can cum in my own skirt on the job then.
it was dire
she lasted about 1 month
On the tills and everything would be like working the tills anywhere: tolerable, but not exactly amazing.
Customer Service desk though, that'd be MINT. A guy I know is a customer service advisor blokey and someone went at him with a leg of lamb recently.
Pay isn't too bad, i don't think, and they seem to give him bonuses for doing sweet f a.
i tried the phone test thing for a "back stage worker" thing from 6am to 2pm and i failed, and they said i couldn't apply for another 6months.
so i went online and tried a different test for the shitty customer assistant and i got an interview for next week.
i'm actually using the interview as a deadline to get another job.
It'd be colourful and you'd get to listen to old women complain about the price of lobster going up by 25p.
I'd do it.
people who go to m&s.
bit of a problem really.
scandalous, i think ill be going elsewhere for my lobster needs in future
i dont think ive ever tried lobster, any good?
And at £15 a pop from M&S I shan't. :(
i'm gona try there.
m&s jsut sent me forms via email (the savvy bastards) to fill in. this sucks.
"Your Search Results:
No Jobs Found"
I mopped floors and chopped up pizza toppings. They paid me in fags, pizza and alcohol.
It was a bit good.
Lingerie department. A woman asked me to measure her (I declined), and I served Eddie Izzard.
So M&S can be entertaining.
its really not that bad. the pay is alright for what the job is, and its pretty easy really. itd be soul destroying to do it as a career, but as a bit of cash, its ok. also, you get food on its sell by date for very very cheap. thats nice.
so yeah, go for it. it isnt all that bad.