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family life suffering?
broadband bills too high?
you're just too sweet
'social','announcements', can't we just post anywhere?
post here from now on, Bob.
I prefer anonymity.
"I fucked the next door neighbour, and the biartch gave me crabs. Then I went to a party with my wifes sister, and we ended up messing around afterwards. Imagine my surprise when a few days later, I go down on my wife and find shes got crabs! - turns out she and her sister like to do a bit of pubic grinding. Now we've got a 3-some planned for the weekend"
you were a nice girl.
Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered'
I think I'm quite glad about that
and particularly valid to this discussion.
Thank you, Jasmine.
"I PASSED a stool that is refusing to budge after 11 flushes. That's 220 litres of water and counting. Has anybody ever produced a less environmentally friendly turd?"
When I am feeling stressed, I sometimes play Team Fortress Classic and masturbate furiously while rocketing newbies and calling them random insults such as cuntwaffles. I'm not proud of it, but someone has to do it.
"I paid £1.20 for a bag of chips from my local chippy the other night. Then a friend told me that they were just bits of potatoes fried in oil. I was furious. There could only have been about 20p's worth of potato and the oil must have cost pennies. No wonder the owner drives a G-reg Nissan"
but I only paid £1
"one of my male friends came out of the closet today, im not sure how to react.
chrono, it will be alright, we still accept you"
"Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's minge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?"
website sounds like the letters page from Viz
"there's this indian kid i know named paul... man what a jerk. sometimes i want to just smash his face in."
"I was being chased by a police dog last week, and made the mistake of trying to escape through a little tunnel, over a see-saw and through a hoop of fire. It finally caught me as I was weaving in and out of some sticks."
" lied to my friends and said I wrote some of the confessions and did some of those cool things.
Now I have even more friends."
"When a man loves a woman, can't keep his mind on nuthin' else" crooned Percy Sledge during the summer of 1966. I would have to disagree, as during sexual intercourse with my wife I routinely think about our next door neighbour Brenda and her border collie."
"I actually believe that if I were really in love with a girl, I would let her fart in my nose, and I would be willing to eat her poo right out of her butthole. I am not kidding. I think I need psychiatric help."
um, that's nice.
"I reguarly fantasize about killing people. Not just anbody, but especially old people and children. I imagine what objects would create certain wounds, such as a small wooden horse. I also enjoy smiling and saying hello whilst on the inside i am orchestrating how much id like to cause them internal bleeding"
"I have recently started to masturbate whilst fantasising about Jeanette Krankie. My problem is that I cannot work out whether I am gay, straight or a paedophile."
"I only want hot chicks in life. Only VERY beautiful ones. I know it's very superficially, but I've met a couple of great girls who were not "hot" and physically I don't respond well to them. Only very BEAUTIFUL girls get me physically going. I feel good and I feel alive when i'm with them. They always keep me on my toes and they make my life fun and exciting, I'll always have something to look forward to everyday if i'm with one."
"They say "you can't judge a book by its cover". What nonsense. The last edition of High School Anal that I bought featured a young lady stuffing a big one up her bomb-bay on the front page, and this turned out to be an excellent indication of the contents."
"There's this guy that I like. His name is Danny T from Patch. He's not gay, but neither am I, but I just really like him for no good reason."
"I was shocked to hear Home Secretary David Blunkett say that Britain's prison population has been ballooning for the past ten years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens can only dream of."
that i threw up and shaved off my eyebrows