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i want to be a plumber
am i too old to learn?
or apprenticeships and no.
some bettlejuice guy.
dressing in odd clothes to hide his identity.
filmed it all aswell
why have you got a picture of my dad.
and hang out with old grannies?
but then I thought I'm far too honest (In terms of ripping people off anyway) to actually make much money
I was going to steal some old grannies bones but then it started raining, sods law eh
like Jesus! Plus, less water and piss involved
potential splinters and circular saw accidents.
aren't the bloody polish stealing all the plumbers jobs?
the cleverest people i know are polish.
i love polish people :(
I have had quite a few jobs stolen from me in my life.
stole my place on a maths tournament.
if that counts.
i should have gotten on though!
i thought they WANTED girls to be in maths tournaments.
my brother did one in joinery. four days on the job, one day in college.
but i think you get paid for the day you're in college too.
says it costs a bunch of cash
and pay for the learning stuff. plus, it takes longer than 10 weeks when you're doing it on day release. five times longer, to be precise. know any plumbers who'll take you under their wing?
you've met me
did you get the impression that i'd ever even spoken to one of the "working classes"?
and you built up a steady rapport?
im one of the special in between people who has never met a plumber, but doesnt have enough money to get a toilet fixed
do you just need to fix your own toilet? cos i know a guy who'll do it for less that £4,000 and faster than ten weeks.
and by people i mean Me
money is nice
if the money is nice?
Rent Boy then?
His computer operates on a different time to ours!!!
He must be posting it from a different dimension.
you sad, sad cunts
Says the man who see's the idea of having his hands covered in shit all day as a career option. ;-D
he was just trying out his alcxxk mask.
not to mention my grammatical ineptness on a public forum :-(
but you did it better, what with the napoleon dynamite bit. i'm logging off.