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"Girlfriendly duties"

Ceraaa [Edit] [Delete] 43 replies 23:22, 30 September '06

I have just been talking to an ex (Always a pleasure, but i fear if i tell them to eff off they will think I'm still full of bitter resentment..) and he said I didn't do enough for him. Not in a sexual way, but just in a "girlfriendly duties" way.

I'm baffled. Well and truly.

What are these so called "Girlfriendly duties"?

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    supportive?

    fullerov | 30 Sep '06, 23:23 | X
    • ...

      Speak for yourself. The last think I want in a girlfriend is for her to be supportive. The more combatative, the better. If she duffs me up from time to time, then that's a bonus too.

      I would say sandwiches. It is essential you know how to make a good sandwich. A manwich, if you will.

      Stealthy @fullerov | 30 Sep '06, 23:25 | X
      • I make

        killer foodstuffs.

        Not in the sense that it would kill you through poisoning, but the shock of how GOOD it is might kill ya.

        And if i cock up, i usually have 50p for a little bag of sweets to half. :P

        Ceraaa @Stealthy | 30 Sep '06, 23:31 | X
        • ...

          That's hot.

          Stealthy @Ceraaa | 30 Sep '06, 23:35 | X
          • It is.

            I made a kickass spag bol last night, in fact.

            I don't even like it, but i made it work. Was dead proud.

            Ceraaa @Stealthy | 30 Sep '06, 23:37 | X
    • .

      Well, that one's a given. As are the basic litening to what they have to say, even if it's shite, pretend you're interested in something if it's bothering them, even if it's a load of cack (the one exception being football)..

      I even cleaned up the guys vomit and listened to him whinge about how bad it smelt WHILE i was doing it.

      *has taken offence in an immature way* Hahah.

      Ceraaa @fullerov | 30 Sep '06, 23:27 | X
      • Well

        he sounds like a bit of a tard...

        fullerov @Ceraaa | 30 Sep '06, 23:28 | X
        • ...

          Word. I wouldn't even expect my mum to clean up my vomit.

          My housemate on the other hand...

          Stealthy @fullerov | 30 Sep '06, 23:28 | X
          • I always mangage

            to clean up my own. regardless of how drunk i am.

            Or, at the very worst, get it in a bowl/tub/something.

            Ceraaa @Stealthy | 30 Sep '06, 23:33 | X
  • google it

    ?

    rapscalion-jones | 30 Sep '06, 23:23 | X
    • Tried it.

      Nothing worth noting. :( Ah well.

      Ceraaa @rapscalion-jones | 30 Sep '06, 23:29 | X
  • In

    some parts of Ireland, "to do your duty" means to have a shit.

    Mr_JDTraynor | 30 Sep '06, 23:24 | X
    • .

      Girls don't shit. :D

      Or so I've been told to pretend.

      Ceraaa @Mr_JDTraynor | 30 Sep '06, 23:32 | X
      • girl do not shit no, nor do they pee or bleed or anything other than

        be GREAT!

        Did he actually say girlfriendly duties?

        Jesus_Quintana @Ceraaa | 30 Sep '06, 23:34 | X
        • He did indeed.

          Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 30 Sep '06, 23:36 | X
    • stop thinking about it/him

      he probably just said it because he doesn't really know why he split up with you or something and was making excuses

      Jesus_Quintana @Mr_JDTraynor | 30 Sep '06, 23:32 | X
      • Good plan.

        His loss and all that. *boosts self-esteem*

        Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 30 Sep '06, 23:36 | X
        • *makes move on Cerra*

          ...

          Jesus_Quintana @Ceraaa | 30 Sep '06, 23:41 | X
          • ...*rejects*

            Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 30 Sep '06, 23:44 | X
            • *cries*

              ...

              Jesus_Quintana @Ceraaa | 30 Sep '06, 23:49 | X
              • *tries to comfort and makes things worse*

                Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 30 Sep '06, 23:49 | X
                • ...

                  *consoles himself with the fact that you wouldn't fulfill your girlfriendly duties anyway*

                  Sorry

                  Jesus_Quintana @Ceraaa | 30 Sep '06, 23:55 | X
                  • Tsh!

                    I've decided I'm a BRILLIANT girlfriend. The best, in fact.

                    ..So great that I'm single. :D

                    Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 1 Oct '06, 00:02 | X
  • No idea what i'd expect as girlfriendly duties

    I know however that Boyfriendly Duties are as follows:

    Taking out the bins.

    Getting rid of moths.

    monpot | 30 Sep '06, 23:57 | X
    • ...

      Moths are fine. I like the little things.

      I can;t think of anything i expect from guys. Honesty, of course. Other than that I'm stumped.

      Oh, and to offer to pay for everything. :P

      Ceraaa @monpot | 1 Oct '06, 00:04 | X
      • I don't expect anything much from girls

        except that they don't sex anyone else up

        And that they like the Simpsons, my music and enjoy sitting around watching shite tv in bed all day.

        Jesus_Quintana @Ceraaa | 1 Oct '06, 00:11 | X
        • ....

          (my music as in the music I like)

          Jesus_Quintana @Jesus_Quintana | 1 Oct '06, 00:12 | X
        • I qualify.

          Although i prefer futurama to the simpsons, i think. And then maybe family guy..

          Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 1 Oct '06, 00:15 | X
          • see that would cause arguments

            ...

            Jesus_Quintana @Ceraaa | 1 Oct '06, 00:17 | X
            • :(

              the kind of arguments you can have good "making up" sessions after?

              Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 1 Oct '06, 00:18 | X
              • you mean

                angry sex?

                Quite possibly

                Family Guy is SHIT!

                *undoes fly*

                Gosh I'm bored.

                Jesus_Quintana @Ceraaa | 1 Oct '06, 00:20 | X
                • Don't be daft.

                  you have angry sex DURING the argument, "regular" sex after.

                  I'm bored, too. I might go watch the OC. See if i can complete series 2 before going to sleep, maybe.

                  Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 1 Oct '06, 00:24 | X
                  • in a standing position?

                    Vaguely angry but then make-up sex is what I probably meant.

                    The OC is EVIL. There's some documentary called the Hills or something on MTV about models. I am not sure if the people in it are actually human or robots. It's the best thing I have ever seen.

                    Jesus_Quintana @Ceraaa | 1 Oct '06, 00:27 | X
                    • The OC is NOT evil.

                      Just highly unrealistic. In a heartwarming way.

                      Speaking of Hills, I might watch the Hills Have Eyes. I love that movie.

                      Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 1 Oct '06, 00:30 | X
                      • "movie"??"?

                        FILLLLLMMM

                        Jesus_Quintana @Ceraaa | 1 Oct '06, 00:33 | X
                        • Hahah.

                          Same diff.

                          It's a good film. Is that better?

                          Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 1 Oct '06, 00:35 | X
                          • yes much

                            *stops hyperventilating*

                            Do you mean the rape-tastic original or the remake?

                            Jesus_Quintana @Ceraaa | 1 Oct '06, 00:37 | X
                            • I've not seen the original.

                              Found a copy for 50p in global video (ex rental), but they IDed me, the cocks.

                              The remake has that pretty girl from lost in it though.

                              AND made me feel sick but enjoyably so in the cinema.

                              Ceraaa @Jesus_Quintana | 1 Oct '06, 00:42 | X
                  • He split with me a good few weeks ago, though.

                    And said the reason was he loved his ex and i could never compare, or some such shite.

                    So why he feels the need to tell me this now is beyond me.

                    I smell a rat somewhere in the works. But it's all good. He never smelled nice.

                    Ceraaa @TheresaG | 1 Oct '06, 00:37 | X
                  • i thought sex was all they did?

                    hmm

                    klaire | 1 Oct '06, 00:53 | X
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