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I just gave my girlfriend a mild black eye! but can you guess what with?
I hate to think
*best or closest suggestion getrs a jimmymixtape
she was sulking that you go all the way to see her then spend your time on the net, so you threw a mouse at her. good work.
from last night?
or a cow costume.
*looks at DiSisms page*
2015 in the PM, not the year foo'
The item which i "launched" across the room and subsequently has produced a black eye was...a soft toy Charmin Toilet Roll bear thing. Apparantly, she says, it has a heavy arse-it hurt.
WINNER:Lemonbrickcombo (i will hand it over in person when we meet)
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