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Tell me some.
Once when I was young, and slightly socially inept, someone asked me to get them a mixer for their vodka, so I went and got them a spoon.
Or do you want more stupid?
i punched a hole in my old room, i was playing on zelda and getting annoyed. then i did it again. luckily i covered it with a poster. mwahaha, they're none the wiser either.
done the typical man-thing a lot recently and gotten lost and been too proud to ask for directions.
Nothing TOO interesting as of late.
Oh I havn't done this.
But I know someone who has.
Similar, but my mam calls ever guy I bring home "Adam" (The only one she's ever liked). It actually made on guy cry. Bless him.
And people wonder why they don't get invited to mine..
that's done that Dalkin?
you did mean me cos I did do that once
Nah it was one of my college mates.
Putting sugar in the wrong cup of tea
Going for a shower but forgetting to bring a towel
Falling over while walking along
That sort of thing.
ALL THE TIME. SO PISSING ANNOYING.
put Ribena in a cup that already had milk in AND DRANK IT.
I would have made the above post in a thread titled "Brilliant things you've done".
How can it not be good?
*I'm not going to try it.
i don't have any ribena! oh noes!
Don't do it. I did it once thinking it would result in a delicious fruit-based milk shake.
It resulted in vom.
I remember it being horrible filth, but there ya go...
-Flooded the kitchen TWICE.
-Went to my first uni lesson and did half the class before it came to light in the break that it wasnt my lesson and I didnt actually have one till Wednesday.
-Got drunk and gone on msn.T
-Kissed boys I shouldn't have
-Put a hairbrush in the fridge
-Almost blew up the microwave
..the list goes on.
- fallen out of my 6 ft bed at school
- died my hair bright red
- got busted drinking
- texted a girl a picture of my willy
- kissed a fat girl when drunk
the list goes on. ill add to it later.
-Cut my 'wave' out of my hair when stoned, it didnt work, the wave just went higher :( my hairdresser just laughed at me and said I could live with it.
-Went to school in a skirt and forgot my pants (I DONT KNOW HOW I DID BUT THAT IS WHY MY NAME IS SOPHIA)
-Got busted with weed, twice.
-Got chucked out of a club on NYE for being 'too drunk' well duh! NYE!
-Been really late for the gig on Friday night and only saw seven songs
-Payed £8 for a drink at said gig.
-Wore a knitted top with no sleeves and a high neck *dies of shame* infact, i had two, in different colours :(
there is still more....
and had a horrible exterior..... what a shite personality.
men are shallow.
but i wouldn't have even said that if we hadn't started talking about this, and i don't think it influences my attitudes to people i haven't met / know nothing about. i know you're only taking the piss... but gender stereotype bollocks is just so shit!
in MY experience men are far more shallow than women.
Men'll fuck anything...
i was highlighting a point about immaturity.
what does shallow mean, anyway?
why is it any worse to consider someone's appearance when making a romantic assessment of them anymore than it is to consider their sense of humour?
men aren't more shallow than women, you're simply making a series of female-oriented value judgements. therefore, i would argue that men and women are equally likely to be shallow but that doesn't necessarily mean the same thing.
it's stupid because usually fat girls aren't worth kissing
I told Simon Price that I "really liked his book".
- going to get my car taxed and bringing the expired docs instead of the up to date ones.
- putting things in wrong places
- not seeing the obvious ...
I tried to walk home from town the other week when drunk and ended up in a place 5 miles in the opposite direction from where I live, it was good fun though.
don't be missing that one out.
True, that nearly broke my rib that did.
My mate however for some reason thought it would be a good idea to go up Eston hills and have a few cans. He fell off this small cliff (30 feet or so) and broke his ankle.
when i kept drinking until 'an ambulance was called'.
I still mean it though.
My friends called paramedics for me at Reading.
my shit at 7am is the worst point in my life ever.
i'm still staggered it landed in the bowl.
only waking up at 8:30 with a stool in the bowl and loads of mucus on the floor.
I told the prefects that they 'smelled' and then they chased me round the whole playground singing Spice World at the top of my lungs. When they cornered me I sang "Shake it to the left" and then ducked under their arms and ran off again. I was a bit weird.
from the fridge last night. The sellby date was 18th September. It didn't taste nice, no siree
peaches at leeds festival
spent the entire length of an admin job interview shouting 'ZIDANE! ZIDANE! ZIDANE! ZIDANE! ZIDANE! ZIDANE! ZIDANE! ZIDANE! ZIDANE! ZIDANE!'
this may or may not be a lie.
thinking of Mouldy Cherry going out without knickers under her skirt.
How uncouth. Really.
...on a metal fence and was left hanging off because i needed to go to the toilet and didn't wanna go in the street. i had to lift myself up and off the spike, and then onto the floor of what turned out to be a graveyeard.
I had all 3 emergency services some and see me, after i rang 999. The police to check i wasn't a prank, the firebrigade to cut me out, and the paramedics to stretcher me out and take me too hospital wher i spent three hours bleeding all over the place.
...that I was jumping the fence, to get to the other side, in order to go to the toilet.
and we all climbed over a fence with big spikes but I got stuck with a spike in my crotch so I had to hold my self up with my arms, cos i was too short to climb over it :(
I'm not so worried now. Thanks.
and falling into the wine cellar of the restaurant next door. It bloody hurt.
can't you read?
that you had knickers on under your skirt that day.
yes i did, except i was wearing trousers, trousers that had to go in the bin afterwards due to the hole :(
I can't actually stop laughing at the pencil.