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He seems to, poor chap.
He entertains me
I blame Lady Meths
I already don't like Lady Meths just from reading his posts.
everyone else's girlfriend is 'Mrs' but she's a 'Lady'. High maintenance?
the 'lady' describes bedroom preference
Probably very posh too.
who sniffs wine corks? I definitely don't trust that.
as does jacobjones.
Still, his trousers should have dried by now.
bet mine are wetter
*Disclaimer* It's raining
but his pants might still be damp...
hey, look! something to help Ho Fo solve his lack of bedroom action!
"This is scary!........ A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If u comment this to 5 other ppl, she will not bother you"
i hates xbensxsitex
sophie: hey chik ope ur kl im so bored i fink i memba cin u at fair lol wel cya skl bbe luv ya xxx
seriously. that might as well be chinese to me.
do they all put their hands under their chins like that? Are they hiding some sort of disfigurement?
as in: 'allow carol thatcher' means i dislike carol thatcher.
a world of pain...
Life is brilliant. It's just difficult sometimes.
I need to learn not to typo when you're about.
my most favourite person in the entire, entire world. i love it! hahaha
i've had 3 glasses of champagne at lunch. is this real?
stop cussing my bird!
we really were joking. Whoops...
but, to be fair, i've met her and she's lovely.