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I must eat syrup on toast when I get home
the 'whats better golden or maple syrup' argument turned violent
Maple tastes liek crap.
Bacon in tomato soup wins all.
named as the britain's leading brand
YOU FUCKING FUCKS
you freaking freak
surely its been the oldest since it was invented?
ooo! It's 3:52 in the afternoon! Ooo! You're 5,000 years old! Whatever.
... now where did I put my dinosaur mints?...
surely cave paintings made by cavemen
imagine if them two got together
oh no you can't because you're
If you'd been paying attention today you'd know I'm gonna get my hair cut.
but you know full well it'll look the same. unless you go goth...
I'm getting it 'styled'. In the shape of an ice cream cone.
A WIZARDS HAT!
i know your secret work poo shame!
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat secret work poo shame?
or it wouldn't be secret. it involved poo, work and ben warn though.
Would be more accurate.
No it wouldn't
You befriend me, then you betray me. Remember I've got a football/poo story on you.
My story is far too dull to report here. Everyone knows I'm not the type to waste peoples time by relaying the griding minutiae of everyday life.
which is why i'm trying to build an air of mystique.
And Ben there are some corkers I could tell you that we would be perfect to use right about here...
The weekend we went home...
kitchen table in front of everyone!
Ben tell us the story beofre he does and no doubt exagerates it!
Can't sue them then...