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The Streets (which really is shit) and her head is a funny shape. It freaks me out.
Did you know she has known Peaches Gealdof since she was 10? They're both posh-little rich girls, so why does Allen pretend she's some fucking chav and "sings" about being working class.
Pffft. I detest this woman.
there's something wrong with her mouth, like she constantly has a golf ball in there.
she looks exactly like her dad. It would be like sexing Keith Allen!
you would tho, right?
sighing and shaking my head in disappointment at the behaviour of someone who I thouht should know better, I'd be using it right now
or is it a spider?
that would make elton john smiley
Not for 2 grand though.
Though to be sure, the prospect of going out with Allen is a sight less distressing than doing the same with Jamie Theakston or Jimmy Carr. There aren't words strong enough to describe my revolusion at such a prospect.
if you're the sort of the person that can throw around 2 grand just like that, chances are you can do a bit better than lily allen
Like Kate Moss?
I put those women in the category "Things You Want Until You Think About It". Like Ginsters Meat Pies.
elephantitis of the testicles.
what the actual fuck?
to stop her from doing so.
who used to be in Atomic Kitten though.
has me reaching for my credit card.
or a leave a deposit?
will you get cashback?
she's gotta be gettable
not "half a bag of chips"
real women are better than this celebrity dross anyway.
and they tend to be cheaper.
I'd bid on Jimmy Carr, Not cause I fancy him but I'm sure it would freak him out to be on a date with a guy.