So there was a drunk man on the train into work this morning. He was very entertaining in a 'I'm glad he's over there pestering that person and not over here talking to me' way.
According to his frequent outbursts he was on his way to see his mate Johnny Vaughn, and then had to get a taxi to the royal mint for his 'smash & grab'. I also learnt that he is best mates with Phil Collins mum, and that Steve Irwin was his hero because he's a man, a REAL man. This drunk man loves men, you see, but not in a poofy way, he was very clear on that - his catchphrase seemed to be "I love men, I LOVE men, but I 'ate poofs".
I think we should all respect this man for going to the lengths that he went to to entertain us, I mean it takes a lot of forward planning & effor to get drunk that early in the morning.
So the point of this post is...which DiSer did I discover the drunk man to be??