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FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS.
Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.
the one that shagged helen's sister palmed her kid off on him in the office.
i've just re-read that
the one who shagged helen (who is a bloke. the bloke, not helen)'s sister.
i should've abandoned. it's too hard to explain, my dear. i'm on the phone
he doesnt mean the one who shagged the sister of helen, he means the sister of the one who shagged helen.
its like Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, innit.
yes, everyone crowds round saying how cute they are, and sit at my desk staring at the screen hoping noone bothers me.
also, why do people always want me to sponsor them for running somewhere every week?
i never do that either.
AND BABIES ARE A DISTRACTION FROM WORK.