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I am not so desperate for sex that I need to talk dirty over the phone.
but we'll see how it goes.
just a bit of fun really.
this. only works with people your actually having sex with
it's excellent. helped sustain a long distance relationship for me ... and probably destroy it. i can't remember.
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all this phone sex/text sex nonsense is just wanking, isn't it? It's not sex unless someone else is touching you.
and listening to someone else wank!
can still be wanking.
yes, while someone communicates stuff to you. an excellent masturbatory aide
especially if it's 'tmesis'
does sarkyfox have an irish accent?
you are 'phonesexing' is someone i'm at least slightly jealous of
well .... erm ...
you bastard. that conversation was only going one way and now you've derailed it!
yeah, yeah ... he is
i'm not actually, but i do live there.
why the shock?
ha. and i don't see that we were flirting. save that for the text messages, like.
meths is a nice girl, i imagine
oh dear. sorry.
Tristan's thread on this last year was, by far, the WORST thread ever committed to these boards. i'd go so far as to say it stained it with it's badness, but that just invokes nasty thoughts.
must have missed this.
i still maintain it's ace though
i will be embarassed.
it isn't this?
it's more to do with the mental images, as his girlfriend at the time was another board user.
Like someone suggested it to me once.
They were offended by my swift negative reply.
miss my girlfriend. So not really that good.
surprised that it has ever been 'suggested' ... have you never been in a conversation that has just descended?
"yeah, do you liek phone sex?"
"you're not invited now"
I just giggle. It makes me feel rather silly.
you're used to talking dirty or not, when you're actually having sex?
when you were actually having sex?
I just realised I misread Sarky's comment, so my reply made no sense. Go me!
because if they're actually there, the talking dirty is liek, telling them to do stuff. Whereas the phone sex talking would be hypothetical, wouldn't it? I'd feel silly...
involved... it's the same as like, text-foreplay kinda thing. kinda. i spose.
...I'm not a fan of that either... it sounds so... cheesy (mostly)
I would like to point out that this does not mean I am not dirty/good at sex. I am. I mean... abandon reply!
but sometime boys need a bit of... guidance/encouragement...
occasional comment goes down well.
I tend to be err... more vocal... in err... other ways... I NEED TO STOP TALKING.
I usually don't have a CLUE what I'm doing :-)
erm... all... the time.... erm.
Monpot doesn't mean that I've had sex with him!
or have I?
But like I said, I don't have a clue what I'm doing, so it's perfectly believable that neither of us realised what was happening at the time.
this thread is a fetid monument to the immoral swamp that is society in the 21st century.
Clive from Dubai