1)people walking slowly in front of me
2)that thing where you're walking towards someone and you both go to move out the way but end up getting in the way resulting in a sideways chicken dance and a chorus of 'sorry'
3)people who don't roll down the plastic in cereal packets resulting in staleness of doom
4)people trying to get onto the tube before you've got off
5)cyclists if i'm driving and cars/buses/lorries if i'm cycling
6)multicoloured and multifonted personalised signatures at the bottom of emails
7)the spawn of satan that cries all night nextdoor to me
what's do you put in room 101 forever