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many heavy objects do you have to hand?
You'll need at least three, in case one should miss. Aim for the hair first, and then the ego
at least its not that welsh geezer
as bad as each other.
although even combined they're not as irritating as june sarpong..
yesterday. i say bring back june any day
which is frankly MENTAL, reminds me of Janice from Friends.
by kneeling on your shoes. Wrighty loves them...
he even made that CUNT jonathon ross watchable on friday.
to try to spit on Vernon Kay.
Why because he's famous and you can, you will get Kudos, you could become an urban legend
vernon kaye isn't.
why were they playing mini-golf.
is actually a shed on southend beach.
having said that... as a presenter he was ok.. on TTIAO his was such a cock.. I remember the time when him and Boris Becker were arguing and then Ian Wright says as a comeback "....yeah well... at least I havn`t got ginger hair!!!"
But because hes really lanky, when he wears his pinstripe suit he reminds me of Harold Lloyd.
Its something about him being vaguely young and vaguely being regarded as hip (by tv bosses) and the fact he wears old Tory clothes like hes trying making looking like a stiff fashionable.
I also really really dislike suits on really big men.....dont ask me why
would still take aim at Ian Wright first, though
dislikable though he is I cant imagine Vernon would actually have a go back at a woman, I imagine Ian wright might (although I find him more likable, probaqbly because he is at least famous for his skill)
out, Tiger Woods with Ian Wright and Vernon Kay?
Isn't that like Stephen Hawking hanging around with Dick and Dom?
you could have sent us photographic proof!
is one of the only men I've seen who can wear linen and get away with it.
hence aim at Vernon first.
do something to affront their star status