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(but not the pope)
you should be sorry
If the whole world could just drop the 'my mystical bullshit is better than your mystical bullshit' pissing fight.
you've just given me a little boost. i almost fell asleep in college just then but laughter has rejuvinated me a little.
[looks up at the sky]
I accept your apology on behalf of all people who had a catholic education. Now that's sorted let's listen to some Deicide
They deserve it.
I was trying to emulate the 'Pope sorry for offending Muslims' thread title (when he probably wasnt that sorry)
PS does anyone know if the pope must be a virgin?
Or just so long as since he last atained redemption (by apologising and being forgiven for not abstaining?)
Are there any 'burdens' placed on the pope that others dont have to do?
Are there any punishements for 'Bad Popes'?
Apart from being ripped to shreds for being a woman?
the COE equivalent of the Pope (who is it Arch bish of canterberry?) cos they seem so uncertain, lmost apologetic, inoffensive nd wishy washy.
if a man is a virgin ?
How do you tell is a woman is?
if she floats = SINNER.
with boiling water, I heard...
Let's have a competition. Channel 4 should show it. Islam versus Catholicism. Which is the most bigoted?
Germaine Greer can host the sexist section. Which religion discriminates against women the most? And, then, Graham Norton can host the section to decide which disciminates against homosexuals the most? Mark Steel then hosts a section on which is the most capitalist in nature and in practice.
Leading scholars for each religion present their respective doctrines that are then interpreted by theologians. Supporters and opponents debate in the studio and then it's down to a public vote.
While the voting takes place the Arshbishop Of Canterbury gets the shit kicked out of him by a mob of Buddists, because the Church Of England is shit - no vote required there.
you might find many tories wanting to change their religeon cos its not brutal enough