coughs are fucking dull, aren't they? I've got one left over from my Reading cold, and it's got to the stage now where it's really barking and phleghmy and unattractive, and when I lie down I cough constantly, so I don't want to go to bed as I'll have about an hour of this nonsense.
And it hurts and I keep nearly being sick. RUBBISH. What's coughing actually for?