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i tried to overdose myself with over 30 pills. i waited. nothing happened, cept i threw up and shaved off my eyebrows.
I don't feel sorry at all for the 9/11 terrorist attacks. I just don't. In fact, I secretly was mildly excited on the day it happened. I'm no anarchist or anti-American, I just feel they had it coming
you are just so EDGY.
that confession isn't mine.
There's a few of mine scattered about that site, though. See if you can guess.
You come across as very cynical. This is good.
just for you mr. fan:
One time when I was in second grade we had to make kites. We all got to fly them outside and everyone was having lots of fun. I was running around with my mouth gaping open from laughing until suddenly I smacked into this other kid's face and inadvertently bit his eyeball out. There was blood everywhere and all the kids started crying. And so ended kite day.
When you have too much fun.
can we still form a club?
bound to go down well at the students union debating society eh!
i can't sleep at night unless i masturbate and i have no friends. i'm lonely
I'm assuming you're the one who can't get off with a man so uses carrots instead.
have you talked to someone about this?
is that a bad idea?
what sort of a name is that?
I am disgusted at you. Do not try to turn this on me!
I just don't thing Nan is a proper name, I was reading that thinking his Nan was making him do those things.
i'm an asian guy who hates asian girls, they're so fucking annoying... i hate how they take pictures with the peace sign, try to be cute when they have mustaches and how they TyPe LyKe DiS~* ^_-, its really fucking annoying and unneccesary. They honestly can't take a hint that im not interested... theres this asian girl at my school who has more facial hair than i do and can throw a football harder than 90% of my school.. its pretty embarassing. and how they have no ass.. its like looking at a wall with jeans... i hate how they stare at me... they really need to spill battery acid on themselves...i mean you can't type your reports for your job LyKe ThiS~* its fucking unethical and retarded. i mean dont get me wrong there are some hot asian girls but thats rare, and even if they're hot they become more annoying and attach themselves to my arm like a fucking leach... sometimes i want to throw salt in their eyes to see if they'll shrivel up and die. and if you're not a somewhat pretty asian gir, you're disgusting... you can honestly cut some of their hair off and play them off as men. sometimes i get jealous because they have more facial hair than i do. oh and i hate it when they wear the color contacts... then be like AzN PRyDE! i mean wtf... you're trying to be caucasian.. i have no asian pride.. not with the asian girls i know... the only asian girl i dated was adopted by white parents... the rest were all white. i cant stand asian girls. DONT COME NEAR ME ANYMORE YOU SMELL LIKE CABBAGE AND YOU HAVE FACIAL HAIR.
"And how they have no ass..its like looking at a wall with jeans." jp100 will love this one it's well racist. I wonder if Nan is actually an ethnic minority name or it is just me being racists. It could actually be because the woman in question is a lot older than him.
nothing i write gets on here at all ever and i want someone to know how i feel about her
with your ASSUMPTIONS
I have wronged you. What can I do to make you forgive me?
Whenever my girlfriend and I get drunk, she always passes out cold before I do. Sometimes I fuck her or stick my fingers up her ass while she's drunk. It's so much fun knowing I'm violating her while she's passed out... just as much fun as our regular sex life. I don't think she knows. Is this wrong?
you'll get these long agonising ones about deep emotional trauma, separated by
"I killed a fish"
once a girl was suckign my cock and forgot to take the chewing gum from her mouth. It got stuck down my hole and gave me an infection and I had to have a testicle removed. I now stalk her
I drive around for hours most nights in ever decreasing circuits with my cock out.
Wear a short dress, bra, pantyhose, open toe hi heels, a wig and lipstick.
Hip swishing is prefered but optional.
it's a sickness
of the mind