the greatest of all is:
once he dressed them with spice girl faces. then beckham and posh spice faces. then whenever its an election its the candidates faces dancing on tellitubby bodies. THAT IS SATIRE.
i've seen him in so many places. he gets to go free on the train because everyone in the south seems to know him. apparently he had the tellitubbies at the manic millenium in cardiff, but i don't think he's even gone as far north as london.