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just to raise the tone of my threads today.
you go first
today i've seen both MEN and WOMEN. ohmygod!
One the great regrets of my life is that I've never fucked a 10.
But one day I did fuck five 2's.
i don't think it made him bleed but it was painful at the end.
be answering these kinda questions... (checks terms and conditions)
how you doin' anyhow? resigned yet?
You coming to my gig Fri night?
know I'll get accused of not being 'hep' or 'rad', or some other 'street' term that you younguns bandy about these days, but what exactly is the question here?
Is meths asking me out?
so it's here in time for the wedding...
Fridge Freezers now?
a woman saying no to me. The only thing missing is a slap, or the no being followed up with "I'm allergic to sex"
? or do you mean the same but the number of conclusions reached, and do you mean the number of conclusions for the other party or oneself?
I thought that too. 'Cause it could all just count as one. Unless you had a break to watch Eastenders or something in the middle.
would break for Eastenders?
I think it would take Police Video Morons 5 to make me stop during, y'know, thingy
although that was sat/sun overnight.
hope that you are talking the frame score in a game of snooker...
Im a wuss, I cant hit the balls if they are at the other end of the table and all the big men in the snooker hall laugh at me, I hate snooker halls
youre still young
i mean whats the most amount of times you've had sex in 24 hours.
on this great green earth of ours, would you possibly want to know that for?
Who on earth, in the name of all that is good, keeps count?
With the same girl, obvs. I ain't no slut.
We did have a break to go for a kebab in between though. That was my highlight.
or were you being literal when you said kebab?
I had kebab and chips from Poppin in Lincoln. It was amazing.
totally with cunt on this one. I don't know myself, and I don't want to know the record for anyone else.
And yet, I keep coming back.
I really don't want to know, though
here you are. still
Ugly Jacqui. We actually planned to do it, so it's less a sign of a really sexual night in. We just wanted to be better than Des Lynam.
you for bringing that memory up. I could have lost everything. My room, my records, my flatmate...
I think it was our mature and considered reaction to one of those News of the World exposes. 'He sexed me eighteen times and it was like the express shuttle to Droitwich. Amazing!' sort of things.
Possibly the least sexual thing I've actually ever done, in reality. Oh well. Like I say, the kebab was wonderful.
We beat him. A brief moment of personal triumph in the life of a perpetual runner-up.
you're a true romantic
Fancy a kebab?
with a good garlic sauce yum! xxx
Or she might have been.
i feel like einstein