I wouldn't normally post about something so childish, but I felt I had to share this with someone.
Have you ever had farts that smell EXACTLY like what you've eaten?
Last night I had 2 red onion and goats cheese tarts from Waitrose and this morning my guffs smell EXACTLY like cooked red onion. It's amazing. I can't get over it.
Although it's making me feel a bit sick now.