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When the doorbell goes cos your mother-in-law is coming round for lunch?
has you mother-in-law just come round for lunch?
that's tomorrow. I just don't want to look back and feel like I missed an opportunity
more of a Sunday thing?
it'd quickly become a VWUMP.
That's classed as a Danger Wump.
David Jason used to do the voice for Danger Wump?
...though I supposed that's more acurately being 'Wacked' or 'Wired'...
You wuck off you wanker... oh wait, that works...
oh! is it a wank and a dump?
*please excuse my ignorance*
im not, i just put two and two together!
and yes, i was smacked in the head, and it hurt *cries*
yeah, wank and dunp! good one
i thought WUMP might have been the cartoony sound to go with the impact, like POW! or THWACK! or something.
wanking + cookery
This thread is sick, you disgust me Judge_B.
Make sure you adjust for the increased salt content...
So having a wump at any other funeral or interview is coo-de-la, then?
especially if you were presenting the news.
you never know what goes on under the desk, you can sometimes tell by the facial expression though
of a niec or nephew would be quite bad, especially if your doing it in the font.
danced like that
about during your driving test?
poor use of mirrors
i have never heard of the so called "WUMP" until now an i already love the word!
the time for a danger wank than a WUMP.
and if you vomit it becomes a vwump
i haven't even done my Presidents Of The United States Of America gag yet...
you'd put in an offer on a house and got gawumped, would try and gawump the new offer?
for a wump steak?
busy hunting wumpback whales
How was it for you?
Has made it into everyday vocab. My life is worthwhile after all.
it happened with 'bouncebackability'.
I too can be as good as Iain Dowie.
Will I get a credit in the dictionary? I better had. I'll be unhappy otherwise.
you just get redirected to iain dowie. imagine that level of fame.
he's just a chancer.
Pfft. A chancer who bought the world not only wump and all of its related derivatives, but also Zonino. I should have my own sodding internet, let alone my own page on it. Fucker.
work all night at creating BamoSpeak.
The next morning you will talk to a taxi driver using BamoSpeak, only for him to run over your foot as he thinks you were threatening to rape his 3 year old son.