Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
who find it impossible to not get you in hot water when talking to someone else about yourself?
What, like when you split your friends into sectors?
1) Friends who think you're a doctor.
2) Friends who have seen your penis.
3) Friends who know you shagged that fat bird one time.
4) Friends who haven't met your parents.
That kinda thing?
I hate those friends. They NEVER let me hear the end of it. Damn them.
i'd add "friends who walked in on you boning that fat bird one time and now do impressions of her"
for Prime Minister
they found out later (the investigative bastards) that she had a job shovelling shit in some stables.
the jokes were relentless.
Why didn't you hang on to her? A fat bird with eau de manure? A winner all round.
just head-turningly ugly.
i can't think why i didn't dig my claws in, must be mad.
i am constantly cussed for it
just a girl with a lot of potential energy.
Large girls are like mopeds, great till your mates see you on one.
all my friends know i like fat girls so...what the hell am i saying?
not all this heat magazine nicole richie crap. raaaawgh.