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I am currently having one of these.
Anone else suffering this or am I alone!
have some cake.
"bands just split up" day, thus enabling you to do whatever you must to make yourself feel better?
i seem to eat more.
i am, actually. but i've spent the last few weeks just eating pizza so it's more a fat month.
but it's ok, cos when i'm 25 i'll start going to the gym regularly. aye.
rather than eat alot.
go buy some vitamins, that'll make you feel like you're tipping the scales in favour of health.
But i'm not having a fat day, so balances out a bit.
thats it exactly.
I just feel like I look like a beached whale today.
Because im a girl.
I feel your pain Hannah Im having a fat month, got an insatiable addiction for cheese and been drinking far too much, its only today my mum tells me quite how fattening vodka is :(
Ah well I have been good since monday :) Go me!
Slicky I'm now drinking lots of water!
Thanks for the tip xxx
vodka is much better to drink than beer in terms of calories.
Presuming you don't mix it with coke or something.
Apparently white wine spritzers are the best thing, but i don't think I'll start on them any time soon!
how many calories are in a pint?
Beer (4.6% alc): 41 calories
Wine (12% alc): 77 calories
Spirits: 250 calories
Milk: 64 calories
Orange juice: 42 calories
Apple juice: 47 calories
how many 100mls in a pint, i have no idea
beer must have fat in it or something
like a girl, but it could be your 'cycle', definitely can bloat you out, make you feel heavier/lethargic at times.
Try and drink lots of water, it does help!
it's got anything to do with her bike, slicky. Silly you!
and have a PHAT day.
i made the mistake of trying to work out my bmi or bhr or whatever it is, i couldn't understand it but it sounded bad.
the tone of this conversation would have gone from happy to sad to angry to jealous and the happy about at least four times
*braces for backlash*
I'm clinically obese.
What a result that was.
the perils of being a tubby shortarse.
I'm learning to love obesity. More chance of being on a Channel 4 documentary called 'By Crikey! I snapped a see-saw!' or something.
'The Boy Whose Bowels Clambered Out Of His Body In Shame And Then Got Eaten By The Boy Who Didn't Have Any Bowels Anymore So There Was Nothing To Digest Them'.
are more filling and are good to your system.
i say. We woz thin then right?
of my fattest mates had guts. Now every bloke does. Some of my mates are getting HUGE and my gut is just here to stay. It's only getting bigger.
It's age. I remember the days when I could drink all weekend, eat take aways and crisps and chocolate and still be a skinny shit. Now I'm skinny limbed with a gut. The WORST type of fatness.
I blame being content for this.
I'm sure that information is useful to you.
Most of all the repulsive people i've seen/met have either been twig thin and/or assume that being that thin automatically makes them a better/more desirable person.
Don't understand it meself.
But it's much nicer to feel slim rather than fat. Well i think so anyway. Plus, if you're used to being a certain size, it's not nice when you realise you're actually bigger*
*This hasn't actually happened to me, but i'm assuming.
but is it usually because if you feel fat you assume you are fat and therefore not attractive?
Hmm, ishoos, eh?
But very much to do with feeling attractive. There is just a stigma attached with fatness..some may think it makes people seem asthough they are lazy/don't care about their health/appearance.
Basically, i dunno.
You're a lady!
If you're busting out of your clothes, stop drinking booze for a week and have a poo.
You're basically the new Dr Atkins with that sort of ground-breaking advice.
Hey guys! Feeling fat? Not to worry, spend 20 minutes on the throne and it'll all be OK!
My tum is a little bigger but where I've put weight on is around my bust!
None of my shirts do up and tshirts are pulling!
Its so annoying - but on a plus I get to buy new underwear!
or sew the gaps.
I never wear anything that does up the front, waaay too dangerous.
Just buy new stuff - shopping woo hoo!!
new clothes = yay!
you're gorgeous anyway han :) it doesn't matter.
I think it's definitely to do with contentment, i eat a lot better/more when i'm not worrying about stuff. Id rather be happy and plump than skinny and miserable...
Thank you m'dear!
I'm just worried that the maid marion dress won't fit if they grown anymore!
might try it tonight...
If it doesn't fit I'll cry!
I love that dress!
AND bigger bust. People have to pay for the latter.
I wouldn't be complaining :)
Worst. Father. Ever :)
he's not online at the moment he'd be crying if he read that comment bamos!
as a rampant sexual animal than a loving father.
Stop with this talk now and let this thread be lost asap!
how is that supposed to indicate how much you love him?
reason he's smiling.
since when was junkstaposition female? and a smoggy?
DON'T go clothes shopping
DO wear black
you'll feel pretty again tomorrow
I wasted £50 on a pair of too big levi's the other week, loose skinny fit is an odd look.
more panic attacks when i'm out and drunk. hurrah!
I don't do this. Ever.
17 hours. I am quite skinny, and eat loads and never seem to put weight on.
*laughs at girls*
that's not the point. Hannah is not fat, and nor am I. But occasionally you get out of the ordinary days when you FEEL fat. Like bad hair days. I'm sure boys get these?
but I never feel fat even after eating loads of rubbish.
*eats more cake*
on our metabolisms to keep us thin. We have to do like, exercise and stuff. I've heard of this new thing called 'jogging'. I think it's with a silent J. Apparently you just run, for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild
I ate loads of rice last night. As a result, today I've felt more bloated than a stoat on a boat
Whats the point of running unless you need to get somewhere quick sharp or you need to run away from someone, cos they smell.
The best exercise is dancing round your kitchen to motown :D
I can think of much, much funner ways of keeping fit
seriously, what's wrong with fat days?
fat days are when i eat biscuits and choc and wear big unflattering jumpers!
every days like that
if they get thin days, when there just isn't enough peanut butter in the jar, etc.
who literally had to stop and rest at each shelf she got to, as in lean-over-and-breathe-heavily-as-if-you've -just-run-the-marathon sort of rest. When you get like that, don't you decide maybe to eat less?
its a lot harder to stop eating, and they mustnt have much self control if they let themselves get like that in the first place
for her to stop eating, probably requires all her effort to lift a fork to her mouth. I wouldn't bother, but then i'm lazy.
where the woman had become fused to her sofa, and parts of her skin had turned to leather. Also when she did decide to lose weight the only excersise she could manage was slow clapping.
she had to go on a trailer cos she wouldn't fit in the ambulance.
where they had to knock the wall down to get her out the house
about massively obese people on every week, usually channel 5. People are probably just getting fat so they can get on the telly
im gonna pitch that show to channel 5, people getting fat to be famous
about a fat person who eats their husband or wife because they got hungry, and then sell it to five. It would so be a hit.
throw in some live plastic surgery somewhere and they are bound to buy it!
they could show the operation where they remove his remains from her stomach live.
why people do it to themselves, but i suppose if your that fat and unhealthy you probably get depressed and lose all motivation and just feel sorry for yourself and use food for comfort, i think if you had maybe motivated this woman, became her personal trainer maybe, then you could of saved her
and excercising by walking, she's on the right track.
i have these every day.
because i'm fat.
3 stone in one year :(
and give me 20!
slices of pizza?
WHO'S FAT NOW EH???
Mr 3 stone in one year.
so he cant buy any more food
that most, if not all of the people in this thread who are feeling fat and unhappy are not actually that fat, really. i'm not saying that it doesn't make you feel bad, but you know. there's plump or slightly overweight and then there's just FFFFAAAAATTTTT.
plus, most people who have to look at you every day really don't give a shit if you have a little gut or whatever. it actually suits some people.
NB i often make fatty-related remarks, on here and in the real world. but i never mean it personally. they just roll off the tongue really nicely. and it's only the humongus (sp?) that deserve to be berated.