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I hate cats. This site is funny though.
Hahahaha (repeat to tedium)
i love cats.
who doesn't like cats. Apparently.
Which is very true.
Men who like cats to much are weird
No, it's "never trust a man who doesn't curse".
i discovered this a while ago, its great.
awww i want a kitten :(
it's usually because they're so evil themself, and can't stand other creatures as conniving as them being around.
every time I'm around a cat, I jus think "I wish you were a dog"
They smell. They try to shag your leg. They demand very high attention. My ex mother in law kept seven (in her kitchen). Put me off for life.
But they RRRRUUUUULLLLE
dogs are annoying slobbering animals
scare me. :(
A very big alsatian tried to shag my leg once. Perverted bitey creatures. Oooh - and another alsatian bit an ex in the thigh - missed his nads by 2 inches. Cats do not do this.
she's playful in the morning and then from 10 til 10 she is the most affectionless thing ever.
it's funny when she chases flies.
she farts like a grown man.
once she shat on the floor.
this was pointless.
dogs act like everyone's favourite by mere assumption. if they were human, you'd think they were cunts.
this one is great:
that's the point!
and cats are completely cunty, but you forgive them because they're *so fucking cute*
you only like them because it's your name and it'd be confusing if you didn't
end of thread
still. dogs smell.
That is bad.
i need to get off the internet :(
i need to get off the internet