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MAKE ME LAUGH. Thanks.
Whos there ?
Hi, my names gerald. I was wondering if youd be interested in double glaz...
It is stubryce's mum
Ah, I wondered when it was my turn, come on in
Its don swayze's mum
Don swayze. His mum.
You know, Don swayze ?
No. Jog my memory.
Don swayze ? You know ? No ?
Ok. Bye then.
William Hague dressed as Marge Simpson, waving a hammer
Dakota is too long in the arms.
Eurgh, that's what that smell is, you fuckin skank
In-fa-you ? Theyve got it in-fa-me !
Yes, what do you want?
I want you to stop stealing my shit jokes you cunt
hello, this is rita calling from the jehovah's witness phone salesman company. we were just wondering...
...FUCK OFF AND DIE BEFORE I RIP YOUR TONSILS OUT THROUGH YOUR ANUS AND YOUR SMALL INTESTINE RESEMBLES THE SAHARA DESERT ONLY LITTERED WITH DEAD CAMELS YOU FUCKING CRISPSHAGGER. GO AND HAVE SEX WITH A CRISP. A FUCKING CRISP. WITH A GIANT OCTOPUS COCK.
what the fuck was that?
Pinocchio falling downstairs
The Arctic Monkeys
The Arctic Monkeys who?
Well, that's showbiz.
Its only julie from next door, can i borrow a cup of sugar?
Of course you can!
Its only bob from two doors up, can i borrow a cup of sugar?