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5 guests bla bla....
Anyone that has ever been in Big Brother
Prawn cocktail laced with broken glass to start, followed by boeuf á la dogshit. Wind it up with a deadly nightshade compoté, and a nice glass of 1989 bleach.
Then retire to the smoking room for cigars and Russian roulette
Put bullets in all the chambers - that way everyone wins.
Carlton was there you could have fun all night effecting a Graham Taylor-type voice and shouting
"CARLTON! CARLTON! CAN WE NOT KNOCK IT?"
when you wanted him to pass the salt or something. That's what I'd do, anyway
I sit next to Carlton?
You two can have a separate table at the far end of the room. That way I can explain to Les Dennis why he annoys me so much without being interrupted.
much chance of that when Carlton and I start playing wall-ball.
And I start telling him in my best Graham Taylor voice that he should never have left Southampton
and as i walk past you unassumingly, you can say "excuse me! will you tell your colleague he has just cost me my job?"
best dinner party ever
dennis would be great, think of all those great family fortunes anecdotes
spike milligan's skeleton
viv stanshall's skeleton
harold shipman's skeleton
richard whiteley's skeleton
What do you think will happen when Terry Wogan dies? I've thought about this a lot, see.
and rather burn to death than be rescued from a flaming building by him.
gotta fit brain conley in there somewhere
but id quite like to just slowly point things out to him til he died
Sonia from Eastenders
H from Steps
Steve Redgrave and Matthew Pinsent
The kid from the Frosties advert
A Renault Megane
Spot on, spot on. Class.
and it was being a complete dick the other night
mouldapplex or the fuck she's called
Pope John Paul II (deceased)
Dick 'n' Dom
Andrew Lloyd Webber
in an out of body event.
Roy Chubby Brown