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you speak the truth.
the title is less important than the fact that i've brought the website to your attention.
but my dog could kill any cat. so fuck you.
There is of course: http://www.ratemypuppy.com/
All old too! :p
apparently i am unable to rate any cat less than 6/10 on a cuteness scale :'(
ah, well fuck off then.
do you want a fight? seriously? i know where you live.
dogs stink of shit, make everything stink of dog, need constant attention, are really stupid and rub their cocks everywhere like demented twats. plus they're noisy, and you have to walk them.
have you not seen the aristocrats? my god. cats play jazz!
I've got one called Ozzy. He's big, fat, demands constant attention, loves catnip and has a very high pitched voice.
Cats rock because they positivly don't give a shit. Dogs are always demanding to be loved and craving attention. They are like new born kids with attention disorders. Cats are more like hippies, except without the mess or paranoia.
And plus, the number of good cat bands outclasses the good dog bands, so there ya go.
brings light to dark places.
and one had a bull terrier. He handed the lead to his mate while he adjusted his head gear (a hood and a woolly hat or something).
Meanwhile the bull terrier kept mounting his mate's leg no matter how hard he tried to push it off. The dog's owner just ignored all his mate's pleas for help. It was funny :D
it should have its bollocks cut off. that's what we did with ours. and bull terriers are seriously ugly like turds.
dogs smell, leave hair everywhere and try and make love to my leg.
sorry but cats do leave hair everywhere and my dog doesn't require cleaning
men who like cats = repressed homosexuals. TRUE FACT!
you know, they want something mean and 'manly' about.
Us cat lovers are perfectly at home with our feminine side and healthier for it.
men like dogs and women like cats ergo men who like cats are like women.
but women are cool. obviously. everyone knows men are overrated.
and dogs are not stupid. find me a cat who can see for the blind or find bombs in suitcases and i'll concede.
they're not little goody two shoes bitches working for the man.
because they're too thick
doesn't have a cock.
TOTALLYWRONGSTATEMENT after that.
I DISPUTE YOU!
and squeal and scratch and fight and yowl
you can ride on dogs (when you're little) and play with them. They're always happy to see you and can be trained to do waaaay more tricks than stinky cats.
when i lived with my parents, there was nothing better than coming home from work and my dog going nuts. you just don't get that from a cat. i accept that cats are cute but only a dog can be your best friend.
much better than any cat
i could tell your best friend was a dog.
you can be friends with animals. dogs are far more emotionally sophisticated than people typically believe.
'Masson dares to write about dog's emotions, dreams, sadness, fears and loves, and attempts to interpret their feelings without sounding even slightly soppy ...His ideas are complex and convincing...This is a fascinating and very moving book'
i'm off down the library folks!
but dogs do dream, feel sad, get scared etc. sorry that you think a sarcastic remark debunks that. or that you assume you (humans generally) are more emotionally sophisticated and in control of themselves than they really are.
i wouldn't debunk that, but i find it hilarious that people would buy a book like that.
people do DEGREES in psychology, though. is that hilarious?
but people can talk, rather than woof.
so? dogs can still communicate
that wishpig posts on here.
'you're infinitely wrong. dogs are gay. cats rock.'
but wishpig loves dogs. she has 4 belgian shepherds
welcome me back from work, and not just for food she used to like getting wrecked with me, cats are very useful for providing stoner entertainment, dogs are just too perky for that
why would you want a dog? Unless its a setter.
Dogs = cunts (apart from setters)
Cats = amazing
yeah but who wants to be a stoner?
seriously though, there's nothing better than coming back from a long walk with a dog and sitting down to watch the telly while they feel asleep at your feet. awesome.
and the dog/human bond has strong historical roots and huge numbers of humans would have died had they not sucessfully harnessed the dog's superior sense of smell. the domesticated cat is much more recent.
dogs suck...not even a massive cat fan, but if you get a dog, you are pretty much signing up for fifteen years of hair in everything you eat, on your pillow, on your clothes- stepping in shit with your sockless morning feet, smelling their stinking farts, smelling their stinking food and having a total shitbag always after your attention...morning and night. And then quite possibly randomly biting someone 'cos they have a carrier bag that is flapping in the breeze. Ridiculous animals that people like to project human type relationships on. If they had exactly the same personality as they do, but looked like crocodiles, no-one would fucking love them so much
I hate dogs.
apart from those cute little white ones...
do you think people would like cats if they looked like you?
sorry about that.
weakerthans wrote a song from the POV of a depressed persons cat.
a dog song would just sound like...kasabian.
cats just lie there......
the way that they stare at you, silently channeling evilness inside ur your brain
it's funny when they fight though.
for proving my point