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upset the rhythmy band, and they had an extended rant about this. it was great.
a little piece of me has died from reading those lyrics.
I got my own two pair of thumbs. They're pointing down.
I just found this: http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/article.asp?Id=0000006
Don't read if you're at work.
It'll make you laugh and then you're get fired. I can take this risk because I'm a professional, but if you think you can handle it, greenhorn, go nuts.
BTW: Has anyone noticed that the plot to this song is basically:
1) Steven gets mad because girlfriend won't cook for him.
2) Steven tries to make love to girlfriend without protection. Girlfriend complains.
3) Steven complains to mum.
4) Mum tells him to get rid of girlfriend.
5) Steven gets rid of girlfriend.
There are two natural equivalents - but presumably "Steven Seagals's Punch In The Dick" was harder to market.
Holy shit... now I've got to watch Seagal films so I can heckle the band with one-liners.
It'll be hard work, but fucking worth it.