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That's me for a week.
Rubbish landlords, grumblegrumble.
for my name. i hate capitals
who likes cooking? I like eating.
And I'm not even homeless! I'm just so COOL that she wants her neighbours to see me walking up the garden path and sitting at the breakfast bar
I had to sleep for almost three nights on a friend's floor recently and I felt practically homeless and destitute. When I got back to my pad I was so exhausted and upset I spent a whole day in bed.
in my living room for a weekend a couple of weeks ago. That was good.
in a cupboard last year, and haven't check back on them.
Oh - LOCKED...
what the hell have you done now?
needs to be a new feature
It's her skag habit again, I'm afraid.
I've got another shipment of crack coming in today, when do you want to pick it up?
we've got nowhere to store it.
You know its not good for your skin, and if youre anything like me you'll be spending over fifty pounds a month trying to find the right skin moisteriser. Crack must cause no end of problems!
the question. not the shipment.
and some of the guys are getting pretty hooked on the old nose powder but really crack kinda scares me. You be careful who you take it with.
you organised spare floors and beds for the week?
I do in fact not have a home for a week.
But I think all my stuff is going to live at the office, and I think I have a bed to sleep in.
But stiiiilll. :(
don't come to us until you have all the facts, next time.
you can crash at mine this weekend when I'm at Reading. She has a serious skin complaint however.
HIGH FIVE COLONEL_K!
I should ask her consultant next time he comes round, as I can never get a straight answer out of her. All I know is that she spends such a long time in the bathroom and sleeps with the light on. I mean - can you imagine what it is like trying to cope living with such a fussy and strange individual?