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Osama's sex slave spills the beans
Kola Boof is a Sudanese poet and member of the Sudanese People's Liberation Army. She claims she was kept as a sex slave by Osama Bin Laden in Morocco in 1998. Kola tells us that Osama:
* Is a big fan of Miami Vice.
* Answers to the nickname "Somi"
* Liked her to dance naked to B52s' Rock
Lobster, while he shouted at her "Dance like a Caucasoid girl!"
* Respects Van Halen
* Is very good at deep sea fishing
* Liked hunting birds and wild boar
* Was obsessed by Whitney Houston
EVERYONE RESPECTS VAN HALEN