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a SOLID BRO....oh no, wait
a swan and a platypus?
they're nasty fuckers.
and property of the queen, so if the platypus won it'd be arrested anyway.
or would it?
head of state over there too, innit.
Don't say her name.
i thought you were referring to the queen..
has poisonous barbs. BARBS.
"The male duck-billed platypus has a poisonous spur on his hind legs"
swans can pretty much break yer arm with their beak.
or is that ostriches? can't remember.
although maybe people just tell you that so you don't try killing them
i've been canal boating these past few years, and swans try n attack the boat sometimes, cos they think you're threatening their signets. beaks knocking on the side of the boat when you're trying to play cards = quite scary
they have poison!
and they are rubbish at fighting and stuff.
a money spider is the worst animal to have poison and not be able to use it.
on who wanted it more, it also depends on the arena aswell, i think if the battle happened in a water arena the platypus would win but on land id go for the swan
I fed some swans lakeside once and, whenever there was a slight delay in the food, I was greeted with hissing, and the parent swans made their kids fight with them for the food, and when some dogs were frollicking in the water they were hissed away agressively. A platypus is a weird-looking animal that really shouldn't exist.
with 'northeners', would it work?
the poison is too much.
i could well batter a swan. they think they're so hard. but they're not.
I've been chased by swans when i was in a power boat, and they almost managed to keep up. eek.
and innocent, but theyre actually evil fuckers, one bit my finger once
Although a flying platypus would elevate to the league of super animal.
We should really open a 'sexing up' zoo
what we need is a Dr Frankenstein type laboratory. We could just take the wings of the swan and graft/weld them onto the platypus. Imagine a fling platypus ..... with poison
who was about the size of a chicken, positivly beat the shit out of a swan for disturbing it's home.
I nominate the platypus. If a coot can do it, so can he.
You could be kneading some dough and still have one hand free to motion someone to the fridge to get the eggs out. You'd have to be making a cake at the time though.
that's a heartbreaker. I hope you're alright now.