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Twenty dollar "bill".
They ask for the cheque at the end of a meal, don't they?
Also, what the fuck is a utility?
and asks for some lip balm. The shop assistant goes "Are you paying for that by cash or with a card?", the duck goes "Just put it on my bill"
i like them
i like that one too
An orthodox jew walks into a pub with a duck on his shoulder, and orders a drink, the barman asks "Where did you find him?", the duck replies "North London, there are loads of them"
it was really strange when i took the bus to brent cross and saw loads of orthodox jews out of the window. I was suprised.
it's a duck joke
Jesus, tough crowd
I suppose it was a bit harsh of me.
though I didn't find the joke funny either
I'd have heckled you if you'd told that joke in a comedy club
though I'm entirely unremarkable
comics have tried and failed to make fun of me when i've heckled
one guy managed something fun, he got me to do a cartwheel onstage and then took the piss because I did it too well. It was good, I enjoyed it and the crowd loved the whole thing.
all is forgiven, you've cheered me up
I saw comedian once. He did some skit about Rush.
I was a little drunk and shouted out "Rush are shit!". He asked why. I said because they sound like the Chipmunks.
He didn't know who the Chipmunks were.
That is bad...also, surely that would be the green tarmac?
just south of Brent Cross and, yes, it's quite a Jewish neighbourhood. Was it a Saturday? You see a lot more Orthodox Jews on a Saturday as they all go to the Synagogue and to meet with family, I think.
of stupid fat cunts?
they get confused between a bum and a fanny. I bet that can get a bit embarassing.
'sorry i'm america, and besides they're so close together'
With a Cee Kay
And yes they ask for the check after a meal.
Also have an annoying habit of saying weird things like "I'll have to take a rain check on that" for "Sorry mate, maybe some other time"